Caitria

Student, Poet, Gamer, and avid Procrastinator.

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LADIES imagine this:

It’s 15 years from now. Ur husband is frozen in your kitchen. Ur metal-husband-turned-fleshman Codsworth is standing nude with u. Ur ghost son Shawn is there. So is the neighborhood son u adopted. All around, ur coffee-can children. U are Pam and u have won.

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Or strawberry lemonade. 💔@cheyshifflett @Gatorade

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Admiring the funny-shaped blisters on my feet. #AFANIET

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@HanNAH_Fam97 This photo is everything I've ever wanted.

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"You are a man, you must be 8,000 pounds." @TyleStrobler

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@bayley_bear that scares me

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"How are you majoring in Sociology and not a liberal?"
"He wants to be a cop. Everyone is Sociology wants to be a cop." @PrincessDelta

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"It's like a six-year-old hipster painted this." #WestofWarrensberg @TyleStrobler @Cass330

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"Don't ever let me do that. Don't ever let me talk about Kirby for 8 hours." @TyleStrobler

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"My...what is this called? ...lip!" @dylanelizabeth9

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"I love you, Delta."
"I love you, too, computer screen." @PrincessDelta

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You know it's been a long day when you misspell "misogyny." #feministprobs

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"Panda's are actually pretty good at climbing, but they fall sometimes." @PrincessDelta

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"Women can fight better than dumb lanky men who don't know how to use their limbs." @PrincessDelta #feministrants

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"It was easier when I was under my flag." @PrincessDelta

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"It's deep, but it's not lodged." @TyleStrobler

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"And thus they get the power of 'thritus.'" @TyleStrobler

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"I'm not gonna let the FDA monitor my happiness." @fuxalicious

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I don't even know what to tweet at you. I love you. @PrincessDelta @TyleStrobler

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