Caity Haugen

she/her | let’s talk pop culture

[Caity Haugen @CaityIsGreaty]

At Christmas dinner this year, the kids of the family will be asked to show us their Christmas recital dance or recite the alphabet. Amateur stuff. I will demonstrate my special talent by naming every child in the 2018 Kardashian Christmas card in record time.

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If anyone ever wants anything at Old Navy, let me know and I’ll buy it first so it goes on 50% off for you the next day

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Buying a 2-pack of Costco parchment paper and thinking to myself, “oh where in the world will life have taken me by the time I finish you…”

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@nataliaotten Terribly sorry that I missed this but YES

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@MBlancharizard

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Where is the Lofi Girl origin story

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Reached peak unlikeability tonight when I opened the spice cupboard and said, “so help me God, if we are out of Herbes de Provence”

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@nerdwmn4life 🙋🏼‍♀️ English and Theatre Studies

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If we were earlier in the pandemic, we’d all be doing Peloton rides to the White Lotus theme song

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The way I do a little nod and smile smugly after tweeting

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Forever shipping these two

[Ryan Case @film114]

I’m never in more of a fugue state than when someone is reading aloud the instructions to a board game.

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Marriage is about saying I TOLD YOU SO when we try a new apple variety and it slaps

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@Adammwhitee @PresChoice

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Ok so @PresChoice #plantbased line is enough to make me switch grocery stores

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@PresChoice #YESPC 💚

[Ryan M @RyanRyanRyanM]

Rap goddess Julie Andrews casually doing every part for Not Getting Married from Company

[Calum Shanlin @calumshanlin]

Schitt's Creek but it came out in 2007

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Imagine having to ask if they have vegan options

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@Adammwhitee HOLLYWOOD, HERE I COME!

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I thought about being famous but then I was worried someone would ask me to throw the first pitch at a baseball game and I’d be waaaaay too nervous