Cake

🧁✨🦄 . 📍Detroit

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

All my friends have kids that participate in productive activities. Very upstanding citizen type shit. Anyway, here's another fundraiser, thanks 🤣🫶🏾.
Chandler Park Academy 💙 Sonic Blue Marching Band
https://t.co/3NwSzmOKp6

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

41 on Usagi Tsukino's birthday ♋️

[Big Slim Outside.. Fuck you mean!! @ASAPFunny]

41 ♊️ Friday.. #Juneteenth

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

@itsKARY_ Makes me want some curly fries real bad

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

@lilydsmith Actually, for that particular flavor, mix it with tequila and lemonade 😋

[jah🫀🎱 @lustclouds]

This girl on TikTok crying because she’s 34, been with the same nigga since she was 12, and he can’t stop cheating.

Bitch get in the field plz

[Shadeed Q. Eleazer ⌚ | Licensing & IP Consultant @mrshadeed]

@ItalianFiesta My Dad talks to *everybody* like they grew up together.
A man will never be lonely when he assumes that everybody is on his team or can help him in some way.

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

I hate that I saw that video before knowing what was going on. I am sick to my stomach. Line everybody up! Threw that girl like a paper plane and stood there looking stupid.

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

Lineup varies by city. Y'all make sure you see "who all gon be there" before booking

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The dates for the Cash Money Records & No Limit Records tour have been announced:

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

Mamdani must’ve had them all sing the clean up song

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

@ASAPFunny

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

@Ranceru

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

Y'all I need a birthday outfit for the plans that I haven't made yet.

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

@astoldbyash__ I'm very minimal with makeup, but I definitely felt 10% prettier with a lil dash of blush.

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

@FatiTheDream Girl I almost messaged his momma on Facebook, cus ain't no way!

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

I put somebody out my house because he tried to tell me that men ain't outside doing terrifying, creepy shit like this.

[One Less Lonely N*gga, MBA 👸🏽 @FatiTheDream]

Hiding in Chipotle cuz this dude i rejected twice is still sitting in his car waiting for me to leave 🫩

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

This made me holler 🤣 because he been pissing me off since season one when he had them stepping on the product and killed half their customers!

[CODIne @SheaButtaBaddie]

@WhoaDere_Semaj @notnamedjean I want them to raise that mf in the air and slam him down like a bag of ice. I HATE Kanan

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

Lmao, don't do him like that 🤣

[Big Elly @WhoaDere_Semaj]

Everybody on Raising Kanan is a good actor except Fucking Kanan.

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

@LushiousMassacr

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

@DJRTistic That's way better than my neighbor's car starting up and the dogs barking.

[Cake @CakeAndSequins]

As an adult in general, honestly. Bare minimum toolbox.

[Jay Holloway 📸 🎙️ @BlkMANjoy_]

As a man why don’t you have any tools in the house? And I mean simple shit. Wrench, screw drivers, hammer. Maybe a drill lol