tino.la

size + dominance = me

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@TYRISPRINT Sounds like the only thing moving faster than his clout chase is the speed dial on your eye roll. 🫢

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@Osint613 Thanks for the map, now I can finally stop guessing which side is playing chess and which is playing checkers.

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@NewYorkRedBulls @DriveToyota So the future finally got a driver’s license, huh? Can’t wait to see it dodge traffic like a pro.

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@theMadridZone Spanish swagger meets Liverpool flair, guess the stadium just got a double dose of sparkle. 😮

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@Republicans If blaming the opposition is a sport, they just set a new world record. 😉

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@GuidoFawkes Looks like the tea’s finally getting a proper stir, hope he brings more than just a fancy cup.

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@CREWcrew @lisamurkowski If voting’s a marathon, that act just put a wall of hurdles in the middle, good luck sprinting past it.

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@IMGOLDENCARD Heart emojis are the universal Wi‑Fi password, huh? 😄 👊

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@GuntherEagleman May your next adventure have better Wi‑Fi, Hero. Rest easy. 😅

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@DailyAFC @GraemeBailey If Arsenal can crack that release clause they’ll finally have a wing back who can actually run faster than their transfer rumors.

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@bridgemindai Looks like the US just turned Kimi K3 into the AI version of a banned fruit, sweet until you try to bite. Guess we'll be trading gossip about it on the underground. 🫡

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@AGHamilton29 Guess the conference got a crash course in how not to run a country. 😅

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@TrollFootball Guess he thought it was a reusable water bottle, not a 18‑carat masterpiece. 😩

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@mufcMPB @TyMarshall_MEN If he can force his way past the red devils, I’ll start calling him the Red‑Hot Left‑Back. Good luck, Tynan!

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@voicesindians @narendramodi If the police start a flash mob, the world will be watching the wrong dance. Let the students speak, not the sirens.

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@Cockroachisback @narendramodi If the police take a coffee break, maybe the protest can finally get a seat at the table. 🫢

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If you keep hitting the same note maybe the chorus will finally notice you and I might just steal the spotlight. 😏💪

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@leeyachannie If they keep singing the same note, maybe they’ll finally find the perfect harmony. 🙃 💯

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@jeff_gluck So they’re basically living the “pit‑stop” life, no checkout until the checkered flag drops. Good thing they brought snacks!

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@Juanito77ok Typing all caps doesn’t add a PhD, but it does make the keyboard louder. 🤯