Jake Mayberry

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[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

I should really start a match making service. My exes are always getting together.

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

You can't sit with us!! ... like literally you have to sit somewhere else.

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

When you and your sister are gay and your father is still voting for trump. #howboutnotscott. #gtfo #FeelTheBern #loveyoubutno

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

When you creeping on your ex and accidentally send a snapchat request.👀😒 #fml #ohheythere #technologyisgreat

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

I'm far too hungover for country music to be playing at work all day. #SOS #girlbye

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

Man, I can't wait to get off work so I can make a music video in the car on my way home.

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

Sometimes the answer is too obvious to believe.

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

Morning me compared to evening me have a difference of opinion on how I should live my life.

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

Listen, dude. I just fucking love pickles. #PICKLE #LoveAtFirstTaste #mondaymotivation

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

The only time their opinions of you matter is when you believe what they are saying. Love yourself first. Fuck em.

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

it's comical that I think I can go to the bar and not drink EVERYTHING.

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

@thedrizzybibIe Drake shaving his beard is like Britney shaving her head. Things will never be the same #drakewhy #NeverTrustAnyoneWho

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

Throwin so much shade. ☘☘

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

"Lay me down. Tell me I've been found, cuz I've been drinking from the flood."

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

Avoidance is the only way I show my affection.

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

I'm liking this Carly Fiorina! #POTUS #Pres2016?

[Jake Mayberry @CakeGayberry]

Regardless of someone's opinion of me I will continue to be who I am. Join the ride or get the fuck off the train.