Alice

🐯she/her

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

just realised that my dad is old enough to have lived through the entire Second Elizabethan Age. King Charles III will be the third monarch in his lifetime.
My dad is fucking old yo.

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

Rip little twitter bird 😢 you will be missed #TwitterBird #rebrand

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

It’s hard to say, I feel like prison could either be devastating for him or it could be the catalyst in his supervillain story…

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Tough question. 🤔

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

@Sophia_Nyx Alien 😅

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

@NoContextBrits Revenge of the shite

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

I’m beginning to wonder if it might be #endometriosis, but every time I go to the doctor about either they just tell me to lose weight and that it’s just PMS. I don’t know how to get the help I need. #nhs #femalehealth

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

I’m so confused, my chronic back pain was at its worst yesterday, causing sciatic pain all the way down to my ankles. And now it’s almost nonexistent. Yesterday was the first day of my cycle.

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

@DoodleMinn @Natures_Voice @RSPBEngland Green woodpecker

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

No wonder Britons have such a dark sense of humour 😅

[Scarred for Life @ScarredForLife2]

Your regular reminder that British public information films were like brutal horror films condensed into 30 second chunks, and shown during primetime (and children's) TV shows.

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

@ScarredForLife2 My friends older sister was in a seatbelts advert in the late 90s lol

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

@DogtorIzzy I do weirdly love a murder mystery makeup video though 😅

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

@MsMegan Good grief

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

@CarlBovisNature Sharon

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

@Anonyvet @DogtorIzzy The head vet where I work doesn’t drink hot drinks- it’s so weird 😅

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

This hits hard #vetlife #veterinary #TikTok https://t.co/1WtgmI4jyY

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

@RobSanders56 Granny weatherwax

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

@Sarcastic_elf Vegan cheese, all the veg, bacon and anchovies

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

@PickyBookworm Heihei

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

I mean I see a doggo 🤷🏻‍♀️

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

Apparently, if you can see 2 people hugging, your'e left brained, and if you can see a dinosaur you are right brained. What do you see in the mountain?

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

@MarylewisMcrae I dunno but it would most likely be about a nymph

[Alice @cakeordeath85]

@BBC6Music @gemcairn my cats face whilst I serenaded her with No Scubs 😂😂😂