Keighley Kerr

Nerd. Into music, gaming, pretending to be a member of the X-Men and good scran. Firmly within the realms of average.

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

Thats me a wife noo 🥰💍🎉🥂💒
#Wedding #BeachWedding #Husband #Wife #Love #UiskenBeach #IsleOfMull #Scotland

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

@Matt____31

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

Reform voters are breakfast this morning...

[1. FC Cologne @fckoeln_en]

Thank you to @TACC_Scotland and all the Scottish fans for their kindness.

Everyone can learn a lot from how you've been in Köln. And just to say it again:

You are ALWAYS welcome! ❤️🤍🤝💙🤍 #effzeh

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

Top. Fucking. Lel.

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

And we shall call them...Timder and Hunge

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

We're the famous Tartan Army and we're off to Germany 🎶

[Jon(athan) D Howard @jondhoward]

What is Taylor Swift singing? Wrong answers only.

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

Aww naw, No Annoni oan anaw noo...

[COPA90 @Copa90]

What's one piece of football commentary that you can recite word for word?

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

'Cazique' on a triple word score in Scrabble 🤌

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

Missed out on the ticketing ballots for our Euros matches. Will be in Frankfurt 17th to 24th June so can travel for vs Switzerland and/or vs Hungary on the off chance anyone hears of anything going. Will be class being in about it but would really love to get to a game 😁🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

Just a wee Rafael Leao appreciation tweet. That's all 🤌🔥

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

Fair play to Andreas Pereira there. Carrying on with play after a near death experience...👀

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

Has anybody checked if this apparently grown man is OK? 😳

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

It’s Sunday today. I was going to have a day of rest. 🙃

Some people seem to forget, I’ve been in this industry (football) over 20 years.

The players all talk. They’re like women in that regard. They tell each other everything. They brag about their conquests. 🍆

I know all those virtue signalling, ‘We’ve worked really hard for years to get to this position’ females are upset. Your knickers are in a twist. Unfortunately, I know where all your skeletons are buried. That’s your fault. You compromised yourself messing with the talent.

I don’t want to have to exhume some bodies. I also, don’t blame you using your sexuality to get an advantage. It’s a big tool and everyone should use all there tools wisely in the game of life.

We all know whose marriages you have violated. What info you got from the pillow talk to get ahead and who is in a desperate situation behind the scenes because of the #Metoo movement and the fear it’s put to certain organisations. Rightfully so, as well. Dirty pervs.

We all know some of you have multiple players on the same team on your body counts. I don’t judge you solely on that. But come on now, don’t expect me to take you seriously. Please.

Don’t take me for a fool. Lawyer up. Sue me. Get me cancelled. Pressure my employer’s, my sponsors. 🤣🤣🤣

Do what and as you please.

I’ve got plenty to fight you back with. I’ve deeper pockets than most.

Just remember, people who throw stones, shouldn’t live in glass houses.

I hope you’re whiter than white if you come for me. That includes some of the black community currently libelling themselves on my timeline. Don’t worry, I see you. I have the screenshots. Carry on your nonsense, I’ll delightfully part you from your money. 💰

I don’t want a war. I never have. That also doesn’t mean, I will walk away if you start one. I never taken a backward step in my life.

Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.

May your God’s shine favourably on you.

👑

#Namaste 🙏🏻

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

@Joey7Barton Joey Bartons head of PR...

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

It was on this day five years ago that two boys from my daughter’s school went up to her & sang (to the tune of Feliz Navidad):

“Navid is your dad”

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

Jonathan Creek. And I will hear nothing else on the matter.

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

The struggle is real 😂😂😂

[Celtic SC ©®™ @Celtic67Fins72]

I've 👀 this video 10 times today 😭😭😭

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

I m the luckiest girl I've ever even heard of 🥰
#Scotland #LovingLife #Lucky

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

Even a fraction of this kind of intimidatory commitment and intent towards rooting out the rapists and killers in their own midst would be very welcome. The fucking gall.

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

Our tolerance for any disruption, whether through protest or otherwise, will be low.

We will deal robustly with anyone intent on undermining this celebration.

🧵🔽

[Keighley Kerr @Cake_For_All]

😭😭😭

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

THE MASKED SINGER