Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper

SAE Almuni Class of 97’, Hockey Lover, occasional domestic charge on Wife

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

RETARD ALERT 🚨

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

Something about a nice walk that just solves all problems (I’m white and live in a affluent neighborhood) #lank

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

@THEreggiedawson be spamming tweets and I lowkey be reading every single one #entertainment

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

@THEreggiedawson What the fuck 😂😂😂

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

@JaronDigJR Looks like I folded for what I thought was a brotherly duty. #2ndoption #smh

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

2nd Reminder

“Don’t let your girlfriend stop you from finding you wife”

#velos #noticing #whowant

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

Went to the twins game last night and I told @thechosen1kc that he was going to the @Twins soon. First AB he cranks a HR to left. #now #culpepper

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

I really gotta stop entertaining/talking to other girls. My gf is gonna find out and I’m gonna be choppedddddd

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

Canes in 5. #stanleycupplayoffs

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

@dondeestalawa Keep that chin tucked. More fish in the sea

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

Got beer league softball tn. First thing I’m gonna do is go @iAM_JoshJacobs on a softball #nukecity #assualt

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

I only snap 3 girls #mcqueenisfading

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

All I see here is all heart. Committed to the game. The best ball players only hit the ball 3/10 times.

[Austin “Action” Jackson @jordanpoolers]

Mid convo at the bar last night with this group of girls. Look at the hottest one and just go “ur so hot haha”. Man I love to drink haha

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

@WithacKevinJR Gonna have to hard disagree here. Who gives a fuck about instagram. It’s all a fake reality. Let people do whatever they want.

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

Get James Outman off of my baseball team @Twins #awful

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

I was for sure executed countless times

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

Let these kids be men. #toosoft

[Wa @dondeestalawa]

Just watched @CalClutter81277 give his 12yo brother a sip of his beer #startemyoung #electric

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

@JaronDigJR Love u Jaron

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

Apparently got kicked out the bar for ripping the n-bomb last year. Don’t remember that. Happens to the best of us I guess #bartalk #liberals

[Billy “Big Tex” Bookkeeper @CalClutter81277]

Apparently this is something you shouldn’t ask your girlfriend??? #executed

[Bryan “B-Mike” Michaels @bryan_mich7]

I wonder what my future wife is doing right now