Cal Hampton

The government knows. The birds know. Now you know.

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Unofficial GTA VI fan parody

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

Stopped using my bank card.

Every time I buy something, the bank knows where I am, what I bought and exactly when I bought it.

Cash ain’t much better. Every bill’s got a serial number.

So I made my own currency.

$CALFILES

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[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

I want to know what everyone plans to do in Vice City so I can avoid those areas.

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

I don’t believe in coincidences.

Haven’t since 2017.

Not getting into what happened in 2017.

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

@TheOperatorsX ?????

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

SOMEONE TELL ME NOWWWWWWW

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

If birds are real why have I never seen a baby pigeon.

Been asking this for 11 years.

Nobody’s given me a straight answer.

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

They’re saying the new GTA trailer has hidden messages.

I’ve watched it 37 times.

There’s a man in the background wearing the exact same shirt as a guy I saw at Walmart in 2019.

I’ll post the evidence when I find the receipt.

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

@WhiteHouse I KNEW IT

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

Stopped trusting banks a long time ago.

Now I’ve got my own currency.

They can freeze my accounts. They can’t freeze my mouth.

$CALFILES

The files are open.

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

Stopped trusting banks a long time ago.

Now I’ve got my own currency.

They can freeze my accounts. They can’t freeze my mouth.

$CALFILES

The files are open.

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

@GTA6Intel Are you sure ? That’s what they told you.

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

@RockstarGames Stop recording me ! Was it them birds ? I knew they have cameras in their eyes.

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

@TheOperatorsX How do you know my name ?

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

Stopped using my bank card.

Every time I buy something, the bank knows where I am, what I bought and exactly when I bought it.

Cash ain’t much better. Every bill’s got a serial number.

So I made my own currency.

$CALFILES

CA: 2BSvWd2LSQuFmyewycgbqYLJTtM5mKTWqfVuozUvpump

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

Stopped using my bank card.

Every time I buy something, the bank knows where I am, what I bought and exactly when I bought it.

Cash ain’t much better. Every bill’s got a serial number.

So I made my own currency.

$CALFILES

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[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

Don’t ask me how I know it’s safe. I’m still investigating.

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

@armin7495 @TypusFinance @GiveRep How do you know me ?

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

Had to make a new account.

Not explaining what happened to the last one.

If you’re reading this, they haven’t found this one yet.

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

Jason told me birds aren’t government drones.

Asked him how he knows.

He said “because they’re birds.”

That’s not an answer Jason.

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

Why does every security camera in Vice City point DOWN?

What are they trying to stop us looking UP at?

[Cal Hampton @CalHamptonFiles]

Jason says I need to stop looking into things.

Funny how that’s exactly what somebody involved would say.