Cal Trask

#daddyissues #mommyissues #lifeissues Best part about farming? Gettin' down and dirty with my hoes ;)

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

Happy Mother's Day. This could be us all the time Ma but you playin

@CathyAmesToKill @caththekiller @ames_cathy http://t.co/YSM29sm00j

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

Here come the smolder #aplittwit http://t.co/C4bna53Kfz

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

@basically_jesus but it sure helps lol

[MR KURTZ @Kurtzhurtss]

Before I died I actually said "the whore-r, the whore-r" becuz we don't love these hoes lol dang

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

@adams_fav_son at least I didn't freak out when I met mom

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

@adams_fav_son no that was after you dropped out of Stanford #couldnthandleit #aplittwit

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

Mom no I don't want to go to school #aplittwit http://t.co/H7gTjBfFrI

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

@CalHasAChoice btw that is me. I am punching my brother, I am the superior twin @adams_fav_son

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

When your brother complains about being "unloved"<<<<< #aplittwit

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

@abracadabra365 don't you timshel me, gosh you're not my Lee

[Vladamir @didisnutz]

Shutting down the #aplittwit game for tonight, when I get back on tomorrow I'll probably have forgotten all this...

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

@caththekiller whatever http://t.co/f60lv34Sc2

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

@abracadabra365 uh huh, sure... I just don't know if I can trust you anymore :/

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

@caththekiller don't remind me 😒

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

@caththekiller what does that say about me then 😳

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

@abracadabra365 OH OKAY THEN #alwaysthesecondchoice #aplittwit

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

@caththekiller @cathyames9 oh snap #hideyokids #hideyowife #hideyohusband #aplittwit

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

@Where_IsGodot I feel that. My parents ditch me all the time

[Cal Trask @CalHasAChoice]

Nice job mom, proud of you