Cal

[Cal @CalHazee]

@AMCTalkingDead When are we going to see the Negan origins episode?😈😈

[Cal @CalHazee]

I get ready for you all the time@Spernal @Seanyybbbb

[ΠΧ of Kappa Sigma @KappaSigmaLEC]

@KappaSigmaHQ always wins the gold medal. #1 in the Fraternal World.

[DWade @DwyaneWade]

Ok Denzel Valentine I see you kid!!!

[Cal @CalHazee]

@Schoooooon so funny that you're the one who actually told me to shut up "I know what I'm doing dude"

[Cal @CalHazee]

@Schoooooon 27 you better hope Jesus is merciful

[Cal @CalHazee]

@Schoooooon Jesus knows your soul Raymond Wardell

[Cal @CalHazee]

Only in the military would you have to make yourself as uncomfortable as possible in order to get comfortable enough to sleep.

[Cal @CalHazee]

@jennaskurnick wooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Cal @CalHazee]

Having a complete mental breakdown so bad you forget your name<<<<

[tiller @brysontiller]

im only loyal to those who are loyal to me under any circumstance. I need infinite loyalty.

[Cal @CalHazee]

@jennaskurnick littttttttt😁😁😁 happy birthday twinnn. #youreahairywizard

[Cal @CalHazee]

Damn, I could go for a bud light right now. Or like 30

[Cal @CalHazee]

When your mom is yelling at you and breaks out the words pussyfooting around, It's okay to start laughing hysterically and walk away.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

"Yelling Fuck" is the new FDA approved drug for election relief when you realize Donald Trump could be president.
https://t.co/ZWUWCLJaQQ

[Cal @CalHazee]

@James_R_Hoffman they should make a Canadian league of their own. #theresnocryinginbaseball

[Cal @CalHazee]

@James_R_Hoffman reality check. #stillthebest #28andcounting