LL Cool Bae

Alpha Female

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

There comes a point in your 30’s when you say to yourself, “oh shit, I am my parents”.

It’s an ugly inevitable truth 😂

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

New obsession: fresh flowers and vases

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

You know you’re turning into an old head when you and your friend are texting at 6am to make plans for the weekend because we’ll have no time to chat once the day starts 😂

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

You don’t have to stop your squats mid workout cause I squat heavier than you bro lol

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

My problem is I’ll drink coffee to focus on work but once the coffee hits my attention is used on obsessing over new home projects lol

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

Why is life so expensive

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

@Viee__ Lmao I didn’t know you were 30 going on 87 😂

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

🗣️ To all my medium sized girls

Y’all need to try Madewell if you haven’t already.

#ThankMeLater

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

Does it take anyone else 7hrs + to clean their home or is it just me 😭

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

I hate morherfucka, who ain’t cooked a day in their life, comes into the kitchen with instructions 😒

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

Now that I’m waist deep into renovations, my toxic trait is that I go into people’s homes and mentally scan their baseboards, cabinets, light fixtures etc and create a scope of work that needs repairing 😂

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

See, here’s the thing… once my mind is made up there’s no changing it.

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

I really need to get better at posting my home projects

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

Being an adult is exhausting

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

More renovations = more mess 🥲

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

Curtain training in session 🤩

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

Geeked af. My lights are arriving
TUH-DAY🥹🥹

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

@devROCKSohd I was gassed. I thought it was. But it’s out today.

[LL Cool Bae @CalLMe_MsBreezy]

I will be spending the next 24 hrs listening to SZA on repeat. TTYL.