🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables)

“And the only gifts from my Lord were a birth and a divorce, But I've read this script and the costume fits, so I'll play my part . . . .”(Lumineers, Cleopatra)

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@AdamMcCalvy C'mon now, LARA needs to be on that too.
Give the kid some love.

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@Brewers Early Trade Deadline Scores:
Brewers: -1

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@AdamMcCalvy My boss did the same to me . . . and asked for my laptop and access card.

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@KashwrapSupreme Can we just name Lara a starter for the All-Star game already?

(I'm sure the Phillies wouldn't have anything to say) 😂

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@AdamMcCalvy That was a good catch. If he misplayed it, with Lara's speed, it's an easy inside-the-park HR.

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@SophiaMinnaert @Brewers Omg, He looks so very young! Love the kid. Great job Soph!!!

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@AdamMcCalvy As for Lara, I'm hoping Perkins is being sent down. He needs time at AAA to prove he can hit.
As for Hamilton, I'm guessing Jett would be called up as an infield replacement.

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@TiburonesReport @DanielAlvarezEE I hope this is correct!!! The kid deserves the chance, and the team could use a boost.
¡Espero que esto sea correcto! El chaval merece la oportunidad, y el equipo podría beneficiarse de un impulso.

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@ElExtrabase I hope this is correct!!! The kid deserves the chance, and the team could use a boost.
¡Espero que esto sea correcto! El niño merece la oportunidad y el equipo podría beneficiarse de un impulso.

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@jeffwagnerradio Enough excuses. Bring Lara up and see if he can help the team win this season.
He doesn't need to play every game.
Perkins is a great human, but a terrible bat.

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@hunterbonair Jesus Christ, they need some legitimate bat options off the bench. Here are the options with their OPS: Perkins .500, Hamilton .629/Ortiz .552, Frelich .616, or Sanchez .819. Big Gary obviously has a bat, but needs a PR if he gets on. Give Williams or Lara an opportunity.

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@Jomboy_ She simply misjudged it by 4 inches. Nothing nefarious, a simple misjudgment.
If you've ever played outfield, you know that the ball drops much faster than they appear on video, and the pros deceive us by making it look so easy.

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@jeffwagnerradio That's why I think Skubal would be a sucker's bet.

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@AdamMcCalvy This is why you don't sign pitchers to B-I-G dollar contracts. It seems like every time they get injured.

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@WiscoSzn98 @GPGinthisho @AdamMcCalvy I like Sal, but where did you get that .280 from?

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@jeffwagnerradio You had me up until .095.

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@Brewers @hunterbonair @ChristianYelich What, No Perkins?

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@draygreenlaw @stedi4huned @mattschneidman

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@CyrtHogg What are they going to do with Perkins? This has gotten beyond silly.

[🇺🇦♥️Lawyer Jeff Knows the Lowdown(R.E.M. Fables) @CalProudDem]

@jeffwagnerradio The bigger problem is Perkins.
A batting average of .111 cannot be tolerated.
The Brewers have been patient, but it's time to move along. Give Lara a try.