Calvin Studzinski

Engineer, author, and tabletop game designer. I'm thrilled by space and hope to get there someday, but until then I search for magic down here on earth.

[Calvin Studzinski @CalStudzinski]

Tonight, my wife and I warmed up some mead, put on the heavy metal, and went outside to duel with lightsabers.

Then she thanked me for indulging her.

I got the right one!
#lifegoals

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@LauraBlegen I suffered.

But I burned things in the backyard and cursed my enemies to the old dark gods, so there's that.

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Currently creating steampunk communist roman dwarves for my wife's next novel.

Also featured:
Green swamp elves
Imperial slaver minotaurs
Seafaring pirate orcs
Humans, who once were free orcs, but were domesticated by minotaurs
Shifters, of all races, who have an animal form

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If I found a fairy dance, I'd set up a bunch of long-term investments, bring my wife with me, enjoy a night's party, and when we return after the magical years have passed, we can enjoy living without work on the interest of my vast fortune.

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@RobertPicardo @StarTrek I would say, "sadly, me, my family, and my friends are already vaxxed," but wait... THAT'S THE GOOD ENDING! :)

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@JewelStaite I'm happy to see a celebrity I like is happy married. #follow

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You know the time travel tropes where people in the past love modern music?

Why? Does no one from the 50s hear heavy metal and just hate it? The AC/DC cover band completely bomb in 1930s London? WHY DOES THE PAST ALWAYS LIKE MODERN MUSIC AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?

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5 days in. 2 more days until my 1-day weekend.

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@MimiMerlot Seize that contract...

...and read it carefully. Ensure there are defined clauses on ownership and how long before rights revert to you. Be certain this is a business arrangement you want to enter into, and that it will benefit you/r goals.

If it is, then I am so happy for you!

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@ginapanettieri @PaulaSMunier Happy belated birthday!

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@RobertPicardo Yes. Saucy Mk 1 EMP in the house!

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@Alec_Thompson One of my coworkers said: "It tastes like my tongue regretting being a part of me!"

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@ginapanettieri @HansZimmer Depends on the scene. I had a running airship battle along the edge and inside of a Jovian storm, and I was playing Mad Max - Brothers in Arms all day long. Them drums!

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Just registered for RMFW Colorado Gold! I'm excited to get back in the game, since I've been editing my manuscript for months. Let's see if my second novel can break into the professional publishing world!

#writing #RMFW

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Watching #Coco, and at the beginning where Miguel says the man left with his guitar and never returns...

...Did anyone else think that was Antonio Banderas starting the Mariachi trilogy?

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@LauraBlegen So what are you writing now?

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@ginapanettieri "Now remember, wait until the cops are in your lane before deploying the caltrops! You don't want to miss and have them follow you as you ramp over the intersection..."

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@Alec_Thompson Seemed to go well. No explosions, at least.

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@LauraBlegen I name them after their nicknames I give them while plotting.
"Lover Boy" = "Levar Boylan"
"Pirate Captain" = "Peter Capote"
And so on.

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I love the idea of a good character with "evil-voice-itis." Just the nicest, but everything they say sounds evil
"Enjoy your next 24 hours"
"It would be such a shame if anything bad happened to you on your journey"
"I sure hope your meal has not been poisoned"
But all sincere