Cal Tweedy

I’m a dad, and I like a coffee.

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@iD_Mobile_UK iPhone 13 Pro Max

And yes. Lots of other people are reporting this same thing so it’s clearly something bigger?

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@iD_Mobile_UK Can’t receive texts. There’s clearly an issue as lots of people are experiencing this. When will it be resolved?

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

Nice dig at Mitchell & Webb via @VictoriaCoren saying Numberwang came from Armstrong & Miller

#onlyconnect

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@O2 “We know how much you love free weekly @GreggsOfficial coffee, so we’re going to take it away and let you pay slightly less once a month”

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@MattFini @ShaunGuillan the Darren fisher biopic

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@nocontextmemes @ShaunGuillan 👨🏻‍🦲!

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@ShaunGuillan @QuotesSimpsons1 Iconic

[erin chack @ErinChack]

once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so i find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8 on a mysterious third beverage

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@disappoptimism @ShaunGuillan lmao

[Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism]

Just been reminded that David Blaine did 44 days in a Perspex box suspended over the Thames in London & we Brits just wanted to fuck with him:

I’m so proud of our nation.

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@equine__dentist @ShaunGuillan

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@LothWolffe @ShaunGuillan

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@wolfofx @historyinmemes @ShaunGuillan

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@tagsalegirl @ShaunGuillan

[Kate Avery @tagsalegirl]

Imagine thinking THIS is a flex.
My god they’re all so impressively pathetic.

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@KateFlood @ShaunGuillan

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@BudrykZack @ShaunGuillan lmao

[Monty Don @TheMontyDon]

The Spring garden

[Cal Tweedy @CalTweedy]

@ShaunGuillan @0xgaut It’s since becoming parents!