Cal Watchman

24, bored, he/him

[Cal Watchman @CalWatchman]

@Uber your scooters are class, but end my trip thanks

[Cal Watchman @CalWatchman]

I think BoJo is fucked, but this is the third time I’ve said it in the last year

[Cal Watchman @CalWatchman]

@GavinOrange The 16 year old inside you have an opinion on the trailer?

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Quick reminder: The Tories are shit. Don’t vote for them. Cheers.

[Cal Watchman @CalWatchman]

@GavinOrange Suede king 🔥

[Cal Watchman @CalWatchman]

@austinlatts @Flight_Suit_Up I have literally no knowledge of this niche

[Cal Watchman @CalWatchman]

@austinlatts

[NUFC360 @NUFC360]

https://t.co/BfUAcTonDP

[Will @willne]

MIKE ASHLEY NO LONGER OWNS NEWCASTLE UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB #NUFC

[Cal Watchman @CalWatchman]

@joshGlen_ Marky Mark

[Cal Watchman @CalWatchman]

@joshGlen_ If you see him tell him he’s shite

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

Jesse Lingard watching game wearing a Declan Rice jersey ⚒

[That Peter Crouch Podcast @PeterCrouchPod]

Ref-Housery

[Cal Watchman @CalWatchman]

@GavinOrange Tasted like warm piss anyway

[Cal Watchman @CalWatchman]

Hen do’s screaming in the pub, nature is healing

[Cal Watchman @CalWatchman]

@GavinOrange @tom_usher_ Get the shoffel out

[Cal Watchman @CalWatchman]

@GavinOrange £4.50