Callie Vinson

Copywriter by day. Ultra runner by night. And, sometimes really early in the morning or overnight.

[Callie Vinson @CalWritesCopy]

Me: *mildly bumps pinky toe into the corner of the wall and thinks welp, this is how I go*

Also me: *looks down at hand, “huh, when did I lose that finger?”*

[Callie Vinson @CalWritesCopy]

Anyone else sneak out of the house so your dog doesn’t find out or do you just rub it in his face each time? #dogmomproblems

[cta @cta]

Doors Closing.

[Callie Vinson @CalWritesCopy]

Remembering this run never gets old. #fucktrump #stravaart #Inauguration2021

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The president wants a big military send-off tomorrow. Unfortunately, the military is busy defending the Capitol from his supporters.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Tonight at 6 p.m., Chicagoans are invited to turn out our lights and hold a moment of silence for COVID-19 victims. https://t.co/sEH4z9Hd0t

[Callie Vinson @CalWritesCopy]

Do you even live in Chicago if you haven’t moved out of the way for a pigeon? #Chicago #CityLife #Pigeons

[Callie Vinson @CalWritesCopy]

All lives can’t matter until Black Lives Matter. #BLM #MLKDay

[Do312 @Do312]

Follow us & RT this tweet to win a pair of Saturday VIP Dinner tickets to @BaconFestCHI! Winner chosen Monday 3/27. https://t.co/KGdLyJm74Y

[Callie Vinson @CalWritesCopy]

@brooksrunning would love to shop your V-Day selection but it seems to have ran off!

[Callie Vinson @CalWritesCopy]

It's two days before #Thanksgiving and #Pinterest is down. I repeat PINTEREST IS DOWN! #RIPalltherecipes #Thanksgivingiscancelled

[Callie Vinson @CalWritesCopy]

My boyfriend just honked at a squirrel. Compassion or crazy? #immagowithcrazy

[Callie Vinson @CalWritesCopy]

Nom nom nom! https://t.co/To0ZToS7dL

[McDonald's Phoenix @McD_Phoenix]

Caution: shirt known to induce breakfast cravings. First 5 people to #Retweet this get a free shirt! #AllDayBreakfast

[Callie Vinson @CalWritesCopy]

Server: Anything for dessert?

USA: *pats belly No thanks. That revenge was quite sweet enough.

#playlikeagirl #playlikeworldchamps

[Callie Vinson @CalWritesCopy]

Me: boyfriend, what are we doing today? Boyfriend: Call of Duty Championship, duh. Me:.... That's a thing? #codchampslive

[Eddie Simeon @es1m]

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[Mashable @mashable]

|LIVE NOW| Massive explosion and fire in the East Village visible from @mashableHQ #meerkat http://t.co/bzzqMPbtDp