Cal Gordon

Living the dream,or at least living...Freelance proofreader & copy writer. Sci-fi fan. Bi vers.Dress chav but don’t act chav stereotype 🏳️‍🌈

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@retrokitlad You’re getting into my fantasy space now hahaha. I’ve tried a bit on a train - dressed total chavvy and did feel very very horny. One time a lad sat next to me and it felt like he was going to touch me up but I think we both chickened out.

I would want that though

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@retrokitlad

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@retrokitlad And you’re not wrong btw 😳

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@retrokitlad Hahaha

*goes to bathroom to remove jock to see how these Montirex shorts really feel*

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@retrokitlad Oh mate you’ve got me even more horny now hahaha. I’m already wearing only a Nike jock underneath the shorts and they feel so nice

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@retrokitlad Ah I didn’t. Do you recommend? I do feel very chavvy today though ngl and unbelievably horny hahaha

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

Same ❤️

[Ryan 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @rizer94]

Best kind

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@comingupconnor Genuine love the hair man x

[ScottishBoy @hornyglasgboy]

RT if you like chavs😈

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@hypno_prince As my friends on here know, I’m halfway to this already haha. Who knows what inner deeper chav I could discover with some more encouraging

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@GayScotConfess Er, maybe… 😳

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@scottishkilt69 Yay! In a kind-of trackie top there too. That does sound like me right enough x

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@scottishkilt69 Aww. Love it. Guessing I’m one of the guys in a cap?x

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@UpYours2222 Fascinating. I was assuming from your X handle that you maybe had first-hand experience of that, with the whole “up yours” thing there

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

An actual butt plug set in actual Sainsbury’s. What a time to be alive!

(Actually I love the normalising of this)

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@UpYours2222 It was on such a high shelf tall adults could barely see it tbh

[Cal Gordon @Cal_Gordon1]

@KenSC91 I’m not on insta yet but heading that way. The last couple of weeks in particular I’ve seen some truly vile stuff on the timeline. Enjoyed following you here - hopefully find you on insta