Calvin Ohler

Debate, Sports, Memes

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Congratulations @teagantownsendd who qualified to break rounds (double elimination) in Lincoln Douglas! #Nats21

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Eagerly waiting to hand out all of this hardware. Great haul from the national qualifying tournament.

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@OEHawkTalkers @ThreeTrailsNSDA @teagantownsendd So awesome!! Congrats!

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@SameenaHameena Lament not, soon they shall be able to fly with Sharkboy and Lavagirl 2 (2021)

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@Sammwich77 Ford is most well known for their contributions to United States aerial supremacy

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The real stars of the show are the people whose pets make a guest appearance during online class

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@Sammwich77 A true Master Chef lets their arms become a part of the final dish

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@Sammwich77 Impressive board game shelf

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@SameenaHameena Mine's been sending me strange pictures of his face in various stages of a shave

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Pop Pop

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@zoomar39 @DrewKlemp That's...impressively wrong

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Had one of those realistic dreams where everything was as usual, except I owned a large box of Girl Scout Cookies. Waking up and finding out that wasn't the case was disappointing, to say the least.

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@Sammwich77 Lol tbf to you @Sammwich77 , alex makes lots of people look like a short plant

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@SpiritualSucc An "America's Got Talent" game where you attempt to stop any singers from making it to the aired part of the show through any means available ("Taxi driver" took them to the wrong address, a surprise dance recital at their daughter's school, they get mugged by Jerry, etc.)

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@SpiritualSucc A library managing game where the goal is to maximise the revenue from late return fees in any way possible. Be careful though; screw up and they might just not return the books, raising your costs

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@SameenaHameena Me when the lines cross every pothole imaginable: why this

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@Sammwich77 Dang someone really hit 'em with that? Getting confused about boarding order isn't exactly something I'd think would be very high on the "cause shame" list

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@Sammwich77 That's smart, I'm not sure there's room in my freezer for all this asbestos though

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Fell asleep wearing headphones earlier today, woke up with crop circles all over my body smh my head

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@SameenaHameena The rest is all bone fertilizer