CAL not Carl

Van de Cowan's L2 Shrews |
(Un)official statistician for European champions England | Dan Udoh enthusiast |

[CAL not Carl @Cal_not_Carl]

🔷🔶My Shrewsbury Town wrapped 2025 🔷🔶

Games watched: 9
Points won: 1
Goals scored: 5
Goals conceded: 21
Salop red cards: 1
Goals per 90: 0.55
Points per 90: 0.11
Total ticket cost: £227.50
£ per point: £227.50

[Iván @IvaanBlanco26]

¿Sabéis cómo no pasaría eso?

Si las camisetas oficiales no te costaran más de 100€ y con nombre más de 120€.

No creo que a nadie le guste tener una camiseta falsa porque sí, pero si para comprarte una camiseta oficial casi que tienes que vender un riñón, pues es lógico que se compren falsas.

Tanto de selecciones como de equipos.

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[threadass🪡🥨 @disco_martini]

cannot stop saying my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Jalen Brunson

[Fredrik @F_Edits]

World Cup players who's name includes another World Cup nation:

🇦🇺 Jordan Bos
🇦🇺 Irankunda
🇯🇵 Takefusa Kubo
🇮🇷 Beiranvand
🇸🇦 Musab Al-Juwayr
🇺🇾 Valverde
🇳🇴 Nusa
🇯🇴 Husam Abu Dahab
🇯🇴 Musa Al-Taamari
🇺🇿 Khusanov
🇭🇷 Petar Musa
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jordan Pickford
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jordan Henderson
🇬🇭 Jordan Ayew

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

The Maradona touch at ~00:04, jesus, never seen that before

[luke @louorns]

Got bored and decided to rank the World Cup managers on the probability people think they’d have managed Watford

[Leandro 🇧🇷 @crfleandropires]

Modric, Perisic, Kramaric e Kovacic chegando pra mais uma Copa pela Croácia

[CAL not Carl @Cal_not_Carl]

Karma is truly a wonderful wonderful thing

[Central @WestHam_Central]

OH IT'S GLORIOUS LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE FACES

[CAL not Carl @Cal_not_Carl]

Coming soon to a Sky Sports pundit near you

[Captain Creps @CaptainCreps]

Black canvas up top, gum sole underfoot, AF1 done right. 🔥

[Central @WestHam_Central]

https://t.co/IXvlIUNIvt

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

The BBC are steadily releasing highlights from old World Cup games on their Youtube channel.

Going back to watch Germany 7-1 Brazil from 2014. The game is still remarkable. The commentary is outstanding. https://t.co/Sp7pXiTbX0

[Jimmy McIntosh @jimmy__mcintosh]

@mickeyhoohaa Celebrity fan in vintage shirt: “Arsenal. The Arsenal. The Gunners. We’re not just a football club…”
Ian Wright, serving chips for some reason: “We’re a family.”
Calafiori in a pub: “From The North Bank…”
Russo: “To the Clock End”
Mamdani, in NYC: “These streets are our own.”

[AWildGoose @AWildG00s3]

Hey look on the bright side at least we have unfunny ai generated videos of celebrities and video game characters so it's kinda worth boiling the earth slowly if you really think about it

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Hope you’re all enjoying your AI fruits and having ChatGPT write your shopping lists

[UK Rap Daily @UKRapDaily]

Skepta and Big John might be linkup of the century.

[Oh what, wow. He's the greatest tweeter @JackBaker1311]

There's absolutely no need for 'West Ham' since Spurs became West Ham. And Chelsea became Spurs. There's no gap in the market for them anymore