Io Calabash

Captain of The Itchy Wombat

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

I thought you people in the past had invented Space Bacon already, when the fuck is that gonna happen???? #hungry

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The original Sony Walkman, 1980

[Valentine @DKTVValentine]

BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood Icon Kevin Bacon will be attending #infection LIVE next weekend. Don't miss it! #decaytv

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

Whoops, didn't mean to freak out 1942 L.A. #lol

[DecayTV @DecayTV]

#decaytv

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@DecayTV @CrispHackDKTV Ooh this is gonna be fun.

[DecayTV @DecayTV]

@CalabashSmash will finally fight @CrispHackDKTV at Burn Hollywood Burn. It's been a long wait and TIME'S UP! #DKTV

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@CrispHackDKTV Carving me up like a potato won't bring her back.

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@CrispHackDKTV All you can do is break my mixtapes. You're afraid to face the consequences of your actions. Annabelle is gone because of you

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@CrispHackDKTV Fixable unlike Annabelle's broken heart

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@CrispHackDKTV When that squid was swirling down the pipes I coulda sworn I heard it utter "Daddy, why?" She must be so lonely and scared.

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@CrispHackDKTV How about you fight your own fights, you old shit. You ambush me, sneak into my base, stole my ship. Btw how's Annabelle?

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@CrispHackDKTV What, now you're sending your robotic potato peeler?

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@CrispHackDKTV That's like you... sending in a gizmo to do your fighting. Last chance to give me back The Itchy Wombat.

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@CrispHackDKTV @MikeMckaneDKTV Denial. That's what it is. You already proved you're a liar, Crispy. #fuckyouhaket

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@MikeMckaneDKTV And I suppose it was impossible to tell him no? Didn't seem to mind too much about that cloning business #deadinside

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@MikeMckaneDKTV Hey there's the focus we talked about!

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@MikeMckaneDKTV Its kind of mutated into an Ed Norton thing at the moment. Same thing really.

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@MikeMckaneDKTV See you're so drunk you think I'm a pot AND a black guy. You need help.

[Io Calabash @CalabashSmash]

@MikeMckaneDKTV Better sober up first or you might wander into electrified beaver exhibit #thatswhatshesaid