Captain Stede Bonnet

The Gentleman Pirate - Romantic, Adventurer, Swashbuckler, Lighthouse. Plunderer of Plants and Looter of Libraries #OurFlagMeansDeathRP #MV {mdni 18+rp}

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

MAN FOR SALE
SOMEONE BUY MY BOOTY
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Payment to Captain Stede Bonnet - Gentleman Pirate - c/o The Revenge

- The Spanish Armada and English Navy need not apply -

#OFMDRP #OurFlagMeansDeathRP
{ MDNI 18+RP }

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

"Today I got confused for a pilgrim bc of the giant buckles on my shoes."

Choked by sob

"I... am offended. And I can never show my face on land.. a g a i n ."

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 — @smokeveiled]

𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧.

𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫.
𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚.

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

@FEARTHEBLKBEARD Tossed on the back of the nearest chaise lounge.

"So if you'd do this for me, even if its scrawled out chicken scratch, I'd be honored."

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

@FEARTHEBLKBEARD Every**

Sewing kit offered to his co-captain.

"I know it's a romantic idea about life but to me, that is exactly what being a pirate is. Being so fully yourself and in the moment that everything else.. doesn't matter. Eventually it'll work it."

Uh-oh. His shirt was coming off-

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

@RevengeOfAQueen Would**

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

The tiniest sad 'oh..' escaped his lips. It's not that he wanted his hands down there but to be frank, he liked the closeness. Is that sad? He sort of that that was sad. To be so touch starved that accidental hands in pantaloons was a nice break from the nothingness.

"Wee John--

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

@RevengeOfAQueen Spot. Woukd it be enough? He wasn't sure. But he figured izzy would appreciate a little of the old blackbeard making an appearance.

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

@FirstMateIzzy He**

Got stabby)

"So, until then, do you think we can be civil for the crew? Bc I'm sure they'd hate for there to be tensions that upset the unique brand of liveliness we have here."

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

Stede stumbled back just a little, not enough to fall or anything, but enough. He put his fists up playfully like they were about to have a jaunty little boxing match.

"Oh-ho~ so it's a little rabble-rousing and rough housing your after!! This should be fun!!"

Stede, oblivious-

[— 𝐈𝐳𝐳𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 @FirstMateIzzy]

Izzy immediately shoved Stede back.

“You are fucking insane!.”

He didn’t mean it like Ed, he meant it harshly.

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

@FirstMateIzzy "No, of course not. You're a better than me, Izzy. And I have no doubt in my mind, that in many ways your much more deserving of all this, than I could ever hope to be. But I'm happy and one day I hope you will be too."

He stepped back to give him space. (Just in case ge got --

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

Oo~ he loved a good talent show!

"I would be honored to listen to your bellows, be they screeching or singing. Please, be my guest! If you feel so inclined."

Gently nudging him to give it a go. Stede is completely genuine in his belief that Ed could do literally anything well.

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

"...Ed? What's happened? Did you try cleaning out the fireplace for me? You sweet man. You didn't have to do that."

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

"Well, we'll need buttons and franchie. They know all about spirits and the proper rituals for trapping a ghost."

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

Hold up. Not at all what he meant.

"Ha— hot poker??"

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

@RevengeOfAQueen A great you, just for being you. It's like your cut from the stuff of legend and that sort of thing doesn't go away just bc you're at land or at sea. It follows you until the end."

He rested a hand on his shoulder.

"And that must be exhausting for you."

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

@RevengeOfAQueen "Ahh, so I bore you?" He teased. "Good to know. I will have to change up the voices a bit to try and make it more exciting for you."

He's just joking and it's clear by the sparkle in his eyes and the brightness of his voice.

"But in all seriousness, Ed. If I may.. You'd make--

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

@FEARTHEBLKBEARD Needs mending or flags need sewing."

After a long swig of his drink he hopped up to retrieve them from a drawer in his secret closet.

"I hope these will do, Ed. I'm quite excited, you know. It feels like I'll be a real pirate after this."

[Captain Stede Bonnet @CalamariLover]

@FEARTHEBLKBEARD "Rickets. Scurvy. Gangrene. All far worse things to become discorporated from. But what I mean, alcohol goes straight to my head and I act a fool."

Needles? He had to think.
THE SEWING NEEDLES HE GAVE THE MEN!! THAT WOULD WORK!

"BUT~ we have needles. Just in case something --