Calamity, MILF Enjoyer(🍄 I'd like to forage) 🔞

Tired old queer. zie/zir if you must. expect danmei, 💀🕊, dirty fanfic & art, & whatever else entertains me. 19+ pls. pfp by Velinxi, Betty BingBoop by Adam

[Calamity, MILF Enjoyer(🍄 I'd like to forage) 🔞 @CalamityButter2]

Whee I got new followers, ig y'all with me on the tlj baby girlification?

Reminder that this is a 🔞 acct. I'm an anarchist queer, legit old, enby married to a trans guy, and a former sw'er. I write kink and 💀🕊, and repost mostly sv & assorted danmei content. Welcome!

[MBJ BIG BOBA🤤🤤🤤 @Saggi_tan]

Saw a video where the dude was like: "Hey bro, how much do you weigh?"

-176

*Hip thrusts 176*

This is moshang.

[✨angge✨ @proserandom]

psa that if you're ever too shy to drop a comment on a fic because it's not in your native language—don't be. i promise you writers don't care what language you leave a review/comment in, we will google translate that shit and even reply in your language

[Calamity, MILF Enjoyer(🍄 I'd like to forage) 🔞 @CalamityButter2]

@todesesser Lol that makes as much sense as anything else, sure.

Now I will never be able to read a/b/o without "What Does the Fox Say" on endless repeat in my head.

I guess it's either that or "hungry like the wolf"

[Calamity, MILF Enjoyer(🍄 I'd like to forage) 🔞 @CalamityButter2]

I estimate between 50-100% of all omegaverse fic is simply mislabeled furry porn.

[Calamity, MILF Enjoyer(🍄 I'd like to forage) 🔞 @CalamityButter2]

I am honestly, legitimately baffled as to what omegan chirping is supposed to sound like.

[Calamity, MILF Enjoyer(🍄 I'd like to forage) 🔞 @CalamityButter2]

"D'awww whozza good Alpha?! YOU ARE! Yes you are!!"

This is sexy for them

[Calamity, MILF Enjoyer(🍄 I'd like to forage) 🔞 @CalamityButter2]

@danmeichael YOU ARE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT. YES 💯

[Calamity, MILF Enjoyer(🍄 I'd like to forage) 🔞 @CalamityButter2]

Me, in pathophysiology class, like a perfectly normal person:
Do you think Mo Ran is Like That because he got toxoplasmosis from rimming cat boy Chu Wanning? 🤔

[🗣️shizun sIut truther @wifebeam]

binghe deserves to watch sqq frustrate other people in complete delight

[Calamity, MILF Enjoyer(🍄 I'd like to forage) 🔞 @CalamityButter2]

@crowkids 🧠💥
Whoah
You are absolutely correct

[Calamity, MILF Enjoyer(🍄 I'd like to forage) 🔞 @CalamityButter2]

PORN WRITERS, I BELIEVE IN YOU! COMMIT TO THE SMUT! BE BOLD, BE CONFIDENT! THESE ARE SLUTTY IMAGINARY PEOPLE FUCKING, NOT MARMOSETS.

[Calamity, MILF Enjoyer(🍄 I'd like to forage) 🔞 @CalamityButter2]

Lmao I swear fucking nervous porn writers get shy about the sex writing and become documentary narrators. "The smaller male presses his posterior into the larger male" are you kidding me rn?

[Calamity, MILF Enjoyer(🍄 I'd like to forage) 🔞 @CalamityButter2]

@todesesser My vas deferens is contracting right now as we speak

[Safri @Silver_Safri]

What if modern au LQG had OF account?
He works out a lot, shared some after workout photos and got a lot of horny replies/dms.
SY joked he could make a fortune on OF.
LQG didn’t take it as a joke and decided to give it a try - just not showing his face maybe? He’s a bit shy. +

[alex 🐍 snake boy connoisseur @strawhatpudding]

oh my god i'm so sorry i'll unfollow and block right now! i had no idea he wanted to merge the human and demon realms, and read yaoi about his son, and killed countless people 😭 i should have looked at his carrd

[vee ❀ izkt angst party @galaxvee]

thinking about "kink is not a reliable source of information on someone's moral standing"