Calamity Jenni

If it’s possible to be a humanist and a misanthrope simultaneously, that’s what I am. She/Her/Hers

[Calamity Jenni @CalamityJenni]

See you on Threads, peeps.

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Slowly walking away from the Twitterverse and checking out Threads. If only I could make myself quit social media altogether, or at least stop reading the comments. Thar be a-holes…

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s the advice I shared with Malia about what progress looks like – and the work we can do right now to make a difference.

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@GailVazOxlade 🎂 Happy birthday, dearest Gail! 🎈

[DerekZoolander85 @dzoolander85]

So, parliament voted on whether or not climate change exists & whether or not the Federal Gov. should do more to help communities affected by natural disasters.

Everyone voted "yes"...

Except Poilievre's CPC. 🤦🏻 #CdnPoli #Canada

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@brittlestar Done!

[Dr. Hedy Fry @HedyFry]

#CPC are holding Parliament hostage and preventing passage of life-saving legislation like Bill #C22
#Disabled Canadians continue to suffer while the opposition leader makes quips for the camera
Stop the partisan #filibuster so we can get to work and #RatifyC22
#cdnpoli #PWD

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@GailVazOxlade This city girl volunteered at a rescue farm yesterday, cleaning a chicken & duck & partridge coop. I didn’t notice the smell. On a previous visit, I cleaned the cow & pig & goat & sheep barn & pen. Maybe next time I’ll be in the horse enclosure. Should I bring a clothespin?

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

Voila! No more woke!

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

RAGE FARM FRESH

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@brittlestar If he calls again, please tell him that a little girl once had a nightmare in which a bulb in her living room light fixture was replaced by a tiny version of the Fonz’s head. It was me. I am now turning 50. To this day, I remain terrified of burnt-out incandescent lightbulbs.

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@SkipTheDishes To be ignored completely, please send us a DM.

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@Donsploitation @SkipTheDishes Isn’t it awful? They offer various options to access customer service, each one worse than the last.

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@mrtl I hope this isn’t muted: https://t.co/q1O7LajsTv

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@RinaPiccolo I loved “I Am Blind and My Dog is Dead.” This was one of my favourites.

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@mcmillenoakleyt @IndigenousUoM @ArthurBearMilne There is a browser extension that replaces pics of Trump with photos of kittens. It’s wonderful.

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@SkipTheDishes I’ve placed 80 orders over 5 years. On the infrequent occasion when a restaurant missed an item, I requested a refund on that item only. So WHY, the last time that happened, was I given this obnoxious message by your so-called “customer service”?

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@GailVazOxlade I hope that you’re feeling at least a bit better today, Gail. I can’t count the number of sunny days that I’ve spent indoors, regretful and depressed. It’s worse than being down in the dumps on a rainy day.

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@realChasDarwin @Funniest_Family @Night_Market We also need Quokkas.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘sequacity’ (17th century): the slavish following of a person or cause without any independent thought or judgement.