Pandora

Ladies, eat your heart out~

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@AngelLandStory "Oh, uh... I guess I can do that? Good luck out there.

Good luck isn't my forté."

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@AngelLandStory "Yeah tell Richter Belmont he's a hunk and ** **** *** ****"

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@AngelLandStory "Ok. Don't die because there's like, nothing else I can pull out of my ass at this point. I'm the only one here and it gets quiet when you're gone."

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@AngelLandStory "Any other bright ideas, genius?"

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@AngelLandStory "Hey so uh... how's it goin'?"

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@AngelLandStory "Good idea, Pit! Give the entirety of the afterlife over to a child who gets her panties in a wad at the mere mention of humans! You're so smart~"

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@AngelLandStory "Who? You killed everyone. That's exactly why this problem is as bad as it is!

....I need a drink. Or a nap. Something."

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@AngelLandStory "This job sucks. I wish someone else was doing it. I'm not a leader. I just wanna crawl inside and ride my exo tank."

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

yall hear sumn...?

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

"So I opened the damn box again for nothing, huh? Can I get a refund?"

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@AngelLandStory "Right! There in lies the issue."

She grabs Pit, holding him out the window.

"Theres too many of them, and I'm not about to go full doomguy on my own army."

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@ScourgeTheEarth "Hey! Eggplant! Wake up, idiot!"

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@AngelLandStory "Not a thing! Which is why you're here with me.

Welcome back to the Underworld."

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@AngelLandStory "Yeah you got washed. Like, super hard."

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@ScourgeTheEarth "You were dead. Like, hard dead. But you became synonymous with hope after you got your gross little hands all over my box. So, I used that as a way to yank you out of limbo.

Don't think too much about it."

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

@ScourgeTheEarth "Not here yet. You're an eggplant for a bit. Just work with me."

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

"Oh, wayward soul lost in darkness! You who once carried all the weight of humanity on your shoulders! Slayer of gods and devils alike! I, Pandora, goddess of calamity and chaos bind you to this vessel! My will is your own until I release you from this pact!

Return to us now!"

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

Pandora stares out a window in her labyrinth, looking into the vast cavernous realm of the underworld. As the last remaining deity there, a problem had arisen.

It was packed. Monsters as far as they eye could see. And with that, came a lot of management

Pandora /hated/ it.

[Pandora @CalamityReborn]

"Can't believe I'm doing this..."

She searches around for something, a vessel of sorts, before setting on...

An eggplant? Better than nothing.

She jams it onto the altar, the crystals locking on to the light and beaming it into the vegetable, which now gleams with light.