Claire

My mom also thinks I’m weird. If you don’t like cats, kittens, puppies, and other cute animals, go away. She/her.

[Claire @Calamity_James]

Every now and then, I read a tweet so bad I just...

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Claire @Calamity_James]

@albhood @SaraCivian And he listened.

[Claire @Calamity_James]

@ajdillon7 Koishi in Cotswold

[Claire @Calamity_James]

@Canes I am very good at photoshop if you’re looking for a graphic designer.

[Claire @Calamity_James]

@RachelIsBoss87 lol yes. I can’t tell the difference.

[Claire @Calamity_James]

@sahilkapur @MollyJongFast YOLO era in a bolo tie.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997

[Claire @Calamity_James]

@RachelIsBoss87 I am Luke.

[Jamie @js3kbullies]

This is making us “GREAT AGAIN”?

Get the fuck out of my city

[Claire @Calamity_James]

“Fuck it, Smitty down there somewhere.” - Jake Delhomme

[Joe Person @josephperson]

Xavier Legette said his touchdown catch was on a “trust throw” from Bryce Young. Here he describes what those are.

[Claire @Calamity_James]

@SupportiveDude You’re in good company, @Marcel_LJ

[Claire @Calamity_James]

Thank you, Bobby. Rest in peace, big guy.

[Claire @Calamity_James]

The passive voice here drives me crazy. My biggest galaxy brain sports~taek~ is that Bobby Jenks won the 2005 World Series for the White Sox. Paulie had a great series, Pods really set things off snd Buehrle was Buehrle, BUT Bobby Jenks won it.

A quick, but late, thread:

[ESPN @espn]

Bobby Jenks, a two-time All-Star pitcher for the Chicago White Sox, who was on the roster when the franchise won the 2005 World Series, died on Friday in Sintra, Portugal, the team announced. https://t.co/S2jqBZM3WR

[Claire @Calamity_James]

The White Sox swept the 2005 World Series 4-0.

Jeff Bagwell did not get hit by another pitch.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Bobby will forever hold a special place in all our hearts 🤍