Calculated Palmer

Not affiliated to Cole Palmer.
just a fan
CFC💙

[c a p a c h i n h o🇬🇭🇫🇮 @chinhodeflyest]

de flyest🦅

[c a p a c h i n h o🇬🇭🇫🇮 @chinhodeflyest]

🥷🏾

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

sending each other porn you��d like to recreate is a love language.

[c a p a c h i n h o🇬🇭🇫🇮 @chinhodeflyest]

chill guy

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@Blue_Footy @big_fredoe Welbeck quality? Lmao

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@UTDIMole Khedira

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

Have you? 😅

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Ice Cold Palmer 🥶

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@Blue_Footy See some nonsense football

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@Blue_Footy They're going to equalize

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@MrBeast .

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@MduduziNyathi1 @quincygitahi Nigga it wasn't a compliment

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@MduduziNyathi1 @quincygitahi I have a South African friend called Mdu, i hate that you share his name

[Mwami lu @lulanzeashirafu]

Being a man isn’t always easy.
You plan the trip, fuel the car, make sure everyone’s comfortable… and somewhere along the way, the music goes quiet.

You check the mirror 🪞
All the babies? Fast asleep.
Even your babe? Gone 😄

And just like that, from “family man” to a chauffeur.

Deep down, you smile though you feel they should keep you company and help stay awake as well 😴.
But this is what love looks like;
Carrying everyone safely, even when they don’t see it in the moment.

Men… we keep driving ❤️

[Calculated Palmer @CalculatedPalma]

@Blue_Footy To be honest, we needed this reality check, the CWC has made us think this project is on point, meanwhile it's rinse and repeat every year, at the point every great player we have will want a move out for bigger challenges.
this new Chelsea is a joke

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English people just overhype themselves, nothing to do with racism mate

[𝑻𝒋 @Tylerjmes_]

Racism is too funny sometimes

He's never seen the guy playing for Barça wearing Messi's number rn?

[AKINWANDE @iam_commando]

DECLAN “mentality monster” RICE

Premier League stats:

Not in the top 20 for interceptions ❌

Not in the top 20 for duels won❌

Not in the top 20 for total tackles ❌

Not in the top 20 for total amount of blocks ❌

Not in the top 20 for fouls conceded❌

Not in the top 20 for through balls❌

Not in the top 10 for successful short passes ❌

Not top 50 in goals scored ❌

Top 4 in corners taken✅😂

Hype: Casemiro

Reality: Jordan Henderson

Ballon D’Or contender my foot 💀

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@Blue_Footy This is the shit we go through when you hire a puppet, instead of a real manager.
Rinse and repeat 🔁

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@Blue_Footy Liam Rosenior is a fraud