Tyler S. Pumpkins

Colin Mochrie stan account

[Tyler S. Pumpkins @CalculusSucks]

“Was this your sweater or tucker’s?” -jadon “is it a large? If it’s a large, it was tucker’s” -mom

Happy birthday to the large twin

[Tyler S. Pumpkins @CalculusSucks]

@gabby___lambert Rent just doubled

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

5 years ago today, with the game tied at 2-2 in the 96th minute, Wayne Rooney did this 🤯

[AC Milan @acmilan]

San Siro's final tribute to 𝙕𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙣 𝙄𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙘́ 🌟

#SempreMilan

[Tyler S. Pumpkins @CalculusSucks]

@NoContextHumans

[Tyler S. Pumpkins @CalculusSucks]

Isaac Newton really messed up when naming his laws, imagine if he named them Newton’s, Newerton’s, and Neweston’s

[Tyler S. Pumpkins @CalculusSucks]

@JordanMcG42 I’m a Sagittarius

[Tyler S. Pumpkins @CalculusSucks]

@MySportsUpdate @LiamNegroson

[Tyler S. Pumpkins @CalculusSucks]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Tyler S. Pumpkins @CalculusSucks]

“I JUST RAN 7 MILES THAT MEANS I GET 7 OREOS, RIGHT RALEIGH?” -Tucker yells at the dog

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"I'd rather me mate cry on me shoulder than go to his funeral next week."

A huge win for Paddy, but even better message. #UFCLondon

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Get tf out my way type way. @dvbbs @xxbridge

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Wayne Rooney is truly one of a kind 💪🔥

[Tyler S. Pumpkins @CalculusSucks]

Halftime charades

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

non baseball fans explain this

[Tyler S. Pumpkins @CalculusSucks]

🎶it’s my birthday I’ll eat a poptart if I want to🎶 -jadon to the tune of It’s My Party

[Tyler S. Pumpkins @CalculusSucks]

“Now that I threw up.. I’ve got room for poptarts” -jadon

[Short,Tan,&Handsome @Lou_de_Loop]

@JordanMcG42 @tylerthecreator Dis be me all week long

[Tyler S. Pumpkins @CalculusSucks]

“But at least he made the tournament”

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“I’m a one seed, Jesus is a 16 seed” -Tuck