Cal

I love eating fiber optic cables

they/them, 21

[TMASC TERRENCE FLETCHER @caenead]

knowing ill never ejaculate or get a natural erection is making me want to kill myself again

[Susu @Susuwlev]

me waiting for his messages

[Aurelia ⚢✨ @AuriBlooms]

I'm neurodivergent in the way that I recognize you're making a joking statement, but I can't help but engage your joke literally becaus it's more interesting and playful that way. And then you assume I'm "not getting it" or think I'm arguing with you, even though I do get it!

[K @clubcclassex]

MY BOYFRIEND IS SO HOT I NEED TO GET RAILED BY HIM

[My name is Byf (Lore Daddy) @MyNameIsByf]

Saint-14 and his stans = Pigeon Gang send tweet.

[Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) ⬛️⬜️🟪 @destiny_thememe]

Saint-14 Saint-14
in Guardian in Eliksni
history history

[Isaacisonfire (cw) @XxIsaacxpxX]

I be snug as a bug in a rug while da opps are loose as a moose shivering in the spruce😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Harper @_autophage]

lightly tugs the sides of my boxers outwards and delicately curtsies

[𐙚 @ethicalprncess]

walking around undiagnosed and irritable just like my father #daddysgirl

[tubber kitchen @anxioussoul69]

There’s no dawg in me but I think there’s a cat in me that just wants to sleep all day

[Jonny @SSG_Jonny]

Getting into Destiny 2 during Monument of Triumph

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Sometimes I sneeze so hard it puts me in a weakened state for a minute or two. So if you ever planned on killing me, I’d suggest doing so within that narrow window of time.

[tricks 🍊 @fontainecakes]

i must say the immediately feeling of "oh theyre actually not updating tartaglia's model are they" obliterated some of the wonder from my eyes with the trailer i'm sorry

[☀️ Insert name here | on break @Ev_Axolots]

Aedes Elysiae is your safe point, outside you will return to battle.

Feel free to leave whenever you like, Deliverer.

[mati 🐁 @sottoipovnti]

Also lowkey loving that the truth lohen has been struggling to accept is that he isn't "special" while the truth childe has been struggling to accept is that he is "special"

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone's life? A coworker can be like "I've missed seeing you" and I'm just like "???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? Wh a t? ? ?"

[latina hannibal lecter @morbidmomo]

his ass is NOT writing

[#iglazejabber🚯 @blackfemthanos]

Team Akuta solving the heat problem by just getting into shorts and having enjin turn a hose onto the highest setting and just blasting the fuck out the kids like they’re dogs- water cold as shit and everything