JMCaldwell

Persona Au Gratin, rapidly vacillating between imposter syndrome and brilliant con man syndrome.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

“I only like people who like me” - the proud mantra of a toddler

[Dat Asuna @DatAsuna]

@ThaAvatarist old avatar: "we contacted consultants with PHDs in their field to help with our worldbuilding and hand draw our calligraphy to best match the class and culture of each writer"

new avatar: "chatgpt told us no beards"

[JMCaldwell @CaldwellJM]

@bladesntape @StanLee530845 @MrThugChip @TheWindGodVonte I mean she never Mankato land a hit on him either, so a nice personal score of 0-0, there.

[Evan @daviddunn177]

“London is a much safer city than any city in the United States.”

I don’t know who this reporter is but other reporters should take notes.

This is how you interview Elon Musk.

She knew everything he’s posted on X.

[JMCaldwell @CaldwellJM]

@StanLee530845 @MrThugChip @TheWindGodVonte And can beat the ass of her naturally powered friends multiple times.

[Jon Kent @jonkentcomrade]

This is just showing land lords weren't up keeping the building before the freeze you dumbass.

[I Love Lonesome Gavlan @HeWheelsHeDeals]

I asked my boss if I should apply for this promotion and he told me “it can be hard to set aside positive feelings you have for your coworkers when you have to be their supervisor”

I said very quickly, “I don’t have any of those feelings” and he just looked at me like this

[Emilio López @redorav]

Everything in rendering is smoke and mirrors, except smoke and mirrors, particularly smoke in mirrors

[Stamp @KingJameson7]

All im saying, if this was an Iranian military praying to Allah yall would treat it very differently

[Undead Never Dies V. IV 〓〓 @UndeadCantDie]

Isnt the implication pretty clearly "if you don't choose one of us we will just rape and kill you and steal the throne"

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

“Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps”

[🐚 Piper 🐚 @loganblueXC]

whenever these videos pop up people always (rightfully) jump to defend rapunzel and mirabel, but i think anna needs to be defended more too bcs whenever people call her “adorkable,” they’re just referencing her first 15 minutes post-time skip in frozen 1

[LagWasReal @LagWasReal]

Bro using Zeus as a guard dog

#minecraft

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

Thomas Jefferson discovered a precise breeding program to turn Africans into Italians. The level of autism in his notes will make you go mildly insane.

[Naomi Misora 🐉🩵 @Naomi_Misora93]

¡Por fin, viernes por la tarde, al vicio!

Voy a jugar al MediEvil, que tengo ganas. Oh! Vaya… no puedo.

No pasa nada, pues al Ender lilies. Oh! Tampoco… que los 2 son digitales y están los servidores de PlayStation caídos.

Pues al Uncharted que es FÍSICO y ✨SI PUEDO JUGAR✨

[Shitty XBOX @ShittyHaloTakes]

That's on Heroic too. That's fucking *embarrassing*. 'Focus M' was a meme, not a fucking style guide guys.

If people 25 years ago could figure this out, pretty sure they could now.

[dyk3h0und @dyk3h0und]

I love the universal play response and how all animals do it