Cale Makaar

No affiliation with the legend Cale Makar or my dignity. Professional Hater and Professional Critic of Life

[AB @AB84]

After sex you have to text her and ask if she enjoyed It. Keep her reply as receipt of service because rape accusations can emerge at any time!

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

Nathan Mackinnon is the best hockey player in the world. Argue with a wall.
@BizNasty2point0 @ryanwhitney6

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck happened to penguins black OG jerseys???? This is unacceptable. BULLSHIT

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

@hasek_dominik @IIHFHockey You might actually be the poster child for a retard

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

A couple guys doing valet to make ends meet

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

Feeling foreign tonight.

-My left testicle

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

I cleared my roster out for a chick thinking this would go somewhere…got a text this morning that it was “nice getting to know you but the effort and energy are not what I want”

Yo I ignored every other woman…what more do you WANT

[👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 @TheEXECUTlONER_]

A sweet little boy with Cerebral Palsy walks for his dad for the first time when he returns from a long deployment.

If you are ever down and need a pick me up, come back and watch this video.

[Dont TreadOnMe 🇺🇸 @DontTreadOnUS]

Watch as a LEGAL Immigrant destroys the leftist narrative.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

lebron ain’t learn a damn thing from that malcom X book man

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

@LAKings can you guys make sure Laferriere gets some icy hot and a nice massage after the game? Kid has had a target on his back all series and I just wanna give him a hug :/

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

Walman is the worst hockey player ever. Makes you wonder what Edmonton looks for in defenseman…Bouch, Darnell and now this guy. Go hit the griddy big fella

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

If I was McDavid and Drais I would commit genocide #gokingsgo

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

@EdmontonOilers was gonna tweet directly at Walman but he don’t got twitter. That being said, tell him to hit the griddy in the box for me while his temper tantrums blow this game for his team🤣🤣

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

@ryanwhitney6 Thoughts on the no call on Laferrier?

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

@MikeGrinnell_ @spittinchiclets Alexander Semin

[Chauncey “trigga” Jatthew Jr. @tannergetmoney]

“How tf does he miss that putt?”

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

During prime time train hours fat people need to be charged double or something. I literally can’t sit anywhere cause in the rows for 4+ people you have TWO FAT FUCKS taking up all the space. They’re asleep and their fat is hanging into the fucking aisle. America is TOO FAT FUCK

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

@tannergetmoney #shrinkthegame

[Cale Makaar @CaleMakemeharda]

@tannergetmoney Kid was definitely asking for a favor or for you to pay for something. What a tool.