Every four years we take the best 11 athletes in every other country and put them up against the 4000th best athletes in America, and see if we can win. It's a crazy exercise.
It’s hilarious that this is actually the best soccer player in the world. A 6’5 Nordic. Erling Halaand. If the Nordic guys just stopped hating themselves they’d take over everything again in 2 hours. Same with Germans.
WWI was because Germany was way better than everyone at everything and the weaker nations got nervous and psychotic
The United States is 3 human lifetimes old.
That’s it. In those short years we invented the light bulb, the telephone, the airplane, the transistor and the internet. We turned a few wooded colonies into the most powerful nation in the history of the world.
The Cincinnati Reds are calling up 31-year old RHP Julian Garcia, per @Ken_Rosenthal. His first appearance will be his major-league debut after being a 10th round pick in 2016!
Garcia is 3-0 with a 3.03 ERA in 21 games for Louisville this season and has not allowed a run in his last 5 outings. He has struck out 54 batters in 35.2 IP.
The Germans are revering Taco Bell.
The Swedes are dumbfounded by ranch.
The English have discovered the sun.
Just wait until the Europeans look up and see this ahead of Tunisia-Uzbekistan.
Oil execs paid tens of millions to manage the largest oil assets in the world saying $150 publicly.
Imagine what they are saying on the 17th green‽ 👀
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