There’s a bloke with a laptop doing work on a NORTHERN RAIL train. Not on, threw it out the window at Preston. Our trains are for daytime drinking and harassing people
What's all the "We want another referendum" bollocks? I'm a true brexiter and I'm gonna fight for my country while necking some Carling (Mrs took the photo) #fucktheEU#brexitisthegame#NoSurrender
Just got in after a orrible experience at local kebab, found out they’re serving halal muck, saluted and chimed god save the queen. And let them know that brexit means brexit. #nosurrender
Busy morning, woke up crack of dawn went local only to find they weren’t open. Fist clenched in rage I booted door down and poured a pint, old bill turned up and tried to nick me. Called them a bunch of nonces and fled #startyourdayofright
Mum just created a Twitter, follow it to see absolute shambles as she has no idea what she’s up to, @SarahJaneTait6
Will be a laugh, just don’t try pull her. Cheers