Caleb Auditore™

Forklift Un-certified

[felix @vamps_ow]

While you’re fucking celebrating fucking valentines day with ur fucking partner, i’ll be fucking playing overwatch till my fucking fingers fucking bleed.

We are NOT the same.

[GameStop @gamestop]

*Limit ONE item per customer. Exclusions include: Stolen items of any kind, unless it’s Half-Life 3. Your cousin’s mixtape. Your ex’s espresso machine. Dirty clothes of any kind including but not limited to socks, underwear, t-shirts, pants, shorts, and underwear (seriously, don’t bring us your dirty underwear). Illicit drugs and alcohol. Nuclear bombs. Computers (such as desktops, laptops, notebooks, all-in-ones, minis, workstations, e-readers, tablets, thin clients, smart displays, virtual reality headsets with built-in processor, interactive flat panel displays with built-in processor) excluding certain MacBooks GameStop normally accepts in trade. The Mayan Calendar. Copper wire, alternators, transmissions, and other vehicle parts. Half-Life 3 (unless it’s stolen—then sure). Broken games. Cribs. Fraudulent gift cards. Greg. Televisions. Car seats. Italian plumbers, mushroom people, and giant fire-breathing tortoises. Bones. Full-size planes, trains, and automobiles. Torn up Mark Sanchez trading cards. Life-size cardboard cutouts of your celebrity crushes. Sonic The Hedgehog 2006. Mercury, arsenic, anthrax, any other sort of poison. Small scale servers. Any UAVs, ray-guns, or noob-toobs. Jewelry. Macaroni art of ANY kind. Counterfeit currency. Cursed items. The 2007 hit “Bee Movie”. Hazardous waste or material, chemicals, liquids. Siblings, and other close relatives. Ashes of your loved ones. Recently unburied copies of E.T. The Video Game. Vacuums filled with ghosts. Stone wheels. Cherries, Nuka-Cola, sweet rolls, star drops, Jill Sandwiches, pork buns, or any other food item. Dead or alive animals (Taxidermy items are valid for trade). Sexual and explicit items. Social security cards. Expired drivers licenses. Guns, unless it’s the Halo 3 Battle Rifle. That Zune you only used once. Any historical artifacts such as the riches of El Dorado, The Ark of the Covenant, and the Scion. Small electronic equipment (portable digital music players, VCRs, DVD players, DVRs, digital converter boxes, cable or satellite receivers, projectors including those with DVD player capability). Items resembling body parts. Liquids. That one gift from Aunt Helen (don’t worry, we won’t tell). Whatever the heck a Bandicoot is. Bones. Living animals (yes, that includes your ant farm). Any Books of the Dead. Halos. Rethink your life choices if you’re still reading this. But also thank you for reading this. Computers peripherals intended for use with a computer and weighing less than 100 pounds (monitors, keyboards/keypads, mice/pointing devices, external hard drives (excluding those normally accepted in trade), facsimile machines, document scanners, printers, 3D printers, label printers, digital picture frames). Church organs. Your dying gardenias. Bonfires. Full-size planes, trains, and automobiles. Any recently resurrected dinosaurs. The entire 2002 Cleveland Cavaliers roster. Projectors including those with DVD player capability. The Hammer of Dawn. Suss individuals. Items MUST fit in our 20x20x20 measuring box. Terms and conditions of promotion are subject to change. GameStop employees have the discretion to reject any item.

[Tamworth Country Music Festival @TCMF_Official]

🎤 10 days of music, partying & epic vibes!

Tamworth is where legends are made & memories are created.

Grab your mates and experience the Toyota Country Music Festival. 🎶🍻

📅 Book now: https://t.co/Nf3Kyx9iI🎤 10 days of music, partying & epic vibes!

Tamworth is where legends are made & memories are created.

Grab your mates and experience the Toyota Country Music Festival. 🎶🍻

📅 Book now: https://t.co/Nf3Kyx9iI🎤 10 days of music, partying & epic vibes!

Tamworth is where legends are made & memories are created.

Grab your mates and experience the Toyota Country Music Festival. 🎶🍻

📅 Book now: https://t.co/Nf3Kyx9iI🎤 10 days of music, partying & epic vibes!

Tamworth is where legends are made & memories are created.

Grab your mates and experience the Toyota Country Music Festival. 🎶🍻

📅 Book now: https://t.co/Nf3Kyx9iI0

[Santa Decides (correct version)🇵🇸 @santabutcool11]

Master Chief is on the nice list!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: finally getting eight hours of sleep

My neck: yeah but you did it wrong lol

[Rebs Gaming @Mr_Rebs_]

I love Halo Infinite’s new forklift 😂

[Sonic The Hedgeblog @Sonic_Hedgeblog]

Knuckles appears in the new Paramount+ Super Bowl commercial.

[Digi ⨂ @NoponDigi]

"Can't convey emotion when the helmet is on"

Just posting this here:

[elly @ellyVGC]

GAME OF THE YEAR #PokemonScarletViolet #NintendoSwitch

[IGN @IGN]

16 years ago, ‘zombie kid’ sparked one of the most popular memes on the internet by uttering the simple phrase “I like turtles” live on the news.

Now he’s back, reprising his ‘role’ to promote the launch of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem. https://t.co/49BjpGnNNx

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

Finally Forklift Certified Piplup.

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

**Sips Drink**

Official Pokémon Community Forums just dropped.

[Pauline Pantsdown @PPantsdown]

My brother Adam is visiting Sydney for a few weeks, photographed an Ibis the other day.

[Unfit Armory @unfit_armory]

Welcome to Reach.

[Ly 💫 @spoiler4you]

// #TheMandalorian spoilers

me whenever Grogu suddenly appears

[HaloHub @HaloHubGG]

Who was the most underrated character in #Halo Reach?

[The Act Man @TheActMan_YT]

Congratulations to The Last of Us on its successful and awesome TV Series.