Caleb Brown

[Caleb Brown @CalebBrown39]

639 licks... If anyone was wondering.

[mariam @marsiddi_]

what is HAPPENING in little rock-

[BLING BLING @its_michaelfoo]

😞

[Caleb Brown @CalebBrown39]

@pulte Can’t complain, bill. But my wallet can

[Caleb Brown @CalebBrown39]

BREAKING: New study finds that drinking an alcoholic beverage every 30 minutes kills COVID-19 on contact that may have entered your body orally.

[Caleb Brown @CalebBrown39]

Petition for @DavidDobrik to reboot Fantasy Factory

[Caleb Brown @CalebBrown39]

Do I graduate from college in 3 days?

Yes

Did I just text my mom and ask her to reschedule my eye doctors appointment for me?

Yes

[Caroline Mahaffey @cemahaffey]

Me double texting my mom after asking to borrow $20 even though I’m 24:

[WIRED @WIRED]

”People are suffering, people are dying, entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and all you can talk about is money and fairytales of eternal economic growth.” Watch Greta Thunberg speak at the UN Monday morning. https://t.co/Akkxm9sXdr

[Caleb Brown @CalebBrown39]

@GrahamTBrown20 Thanks for your reply, Graham! As a fellow college student I understand how financially difficult it can be! Good luck this Friday!

[Caleb Brown @CalebBrown39]

Hello, Twitter. After 21 years of hard work, I’ve decided it’s time to give back. I will be giving out $1 to three lucky winners.

To enter:
1. Retweet
2. Reply with your cashapp

I will be announcing the winners on Friday. 💕👏🏽

[Caleb Brown @CalebBrown39]

Hey, God? Us again. Listen we know you promised and everything but we could RLY use one of those floods again.

Sincerely,

We suck

[Caleb Brown @CalebBrown39]

@GrahamTBrown20 @jclayt13 Guess I’m couching it

[Caleb Brown @CalebBrown39]

@lozano_debbie On the bottom is @thatbrownkid_1