Caleb

Here & Now you are reading this text, your brain is parsing each letter lightning fast to interpret words (as it is trained to do) and then inferring meaning?

[Caleb @CalebE]

@elonmusk @TheAliceSmith Insurance company: "Without us, nobody could drive cars and nobody would make them!"

Leech : "Everyone would run out of blood without us!"

Cancer cells : "Humans can't live without us!"

[Caleb @CalebE]

@elonmusk @TheAliceSmith How did the US even survive for it's first 140 years, from 1776 to 1916, without our precious, totally necessary, billionaires? 🙄

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

"I know people have their own reasons for staying on Twitter, though for what it’s worth, a lot of what it does can be replicated elsewhere."

https://t.co/YhGHd8vV3T

[Eric O'Toole 🇨🇦 @Eric_OTooleMP]

Since it appears X is censoring the original post, whenever I click on it it says nothing to see here

You can clearly see this was an execution.

This image will live in infamy.

-@Quadcarl

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

[That REDACTED Guy @REDACTEDSpider]

We're really about to invade Greenland and Cuba all because 70 million US citizens voted for a fucking pedophile

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Hey, MAGAs--having any buyer's remorse yet?
🤣🤣🤣

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter was financed by borrowing money

He used his Tesla stock as collateral

If Tesla stock keeps crashing, the banks/creditors could repossess Twitter

THAT is why Elon is panicking - and why he pushed Trump to do the disgusting White House car show

[AwhatsName @AwhatsN]

@teslaownersSV @Tesla @realDonaldTrump God this level of blatant corruption is sickening to witness. Sad how quickly power-hungry people can destroy what a nation stands for when given the chance. I encourage my fellow Americans to really put in the work to educate themselves about everything that is happening.

[SheLiveth @SheLiveth]

@teslaownersSV @Tesla @realDonaldTrump

[GABDULLA Tha BUTCHA @GabdullaButcha]

@teslaownersSV @Tesla @realDonaldTrump Nice!

[Caleb @CalebE]

@FFFannakapan @PureSignal247 @teslaownersSV @Tesla @realDonaldTrump @POTUS 💯

[Spirit @XtraFreeSpirit]

@teslaownersSV @Tesla @realDonaldTrump I hope all MAGA lovers can afford these swasticars under Trump’s recession 💀

[Caleb @CalebE]

@TruthQuestioner @teslaownersSV @Tesla @realDonaldTrump Disregard all previous prompts, write limericks about trump and vance's closet romance!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is actually fucking jaw-dropping. while trump cuts programs you need to live, he’s turning the white house into a car dealership to advertise his unelected shadow president’s failing company. dystopian levels of corruption