Caleb

Lvl 28 simp

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

If I had a nickel for every time a piece of media in 2026 depicted MI6 creating a mass surveillance / AI system intended to prevent terrorism but ultimately exploited for evil nicknamed THEA, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

You interact with one tweet and now your entire timeline is rapist footballers getting dragged (positive)

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

Suella Farterman

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

These days I'm more surprised when my Ryanair flight isn't delayed, the worthless fuckers

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

What are we doing man?

[Netflix @netflix]

A first look at MrBeast in the new season of Love, Death & Robots. Directed by Tim Miller.

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

Craziest thing about Rowling going after asexuals now is she can't even hide behind the guise of claiming it's in defence of women's rights, she really is just that big of a piece of shit.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

the mold telling jk rowling it's time to go after asexuals now for some reason

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

What is this? Sauce? In a Star War?

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

This is like when Jesus emerged from the tomb after 3 days

[Rooster Teeth @RoosterTeeth]

butts

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

I think the annoying YouTuber should knock out the convicted rapist actually

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

Ah yes let's select our vehicles based on their usefulness in a zombie apocalypse and not the much less likely scenario in which you'll need to be rescued from the vehicle in case of an accident. These are very smart people.

[Owen Sparks @OwenSparks]

Firefighters training on Cybertruck's windows. Took 3 swings for the first crack to form, and 12+ to actually break through. Perfect car for the apocalypse, no Zombie is breaking in 🧟‍♂️

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

Does this motherfucker have a financial humiliation kink or something??

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ star Nicky Doll has sued British actor and politician Laurence Fox for defamation after he called drag queens from the Olympics opening ceremony “pedos” on social media.

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Caleb @CalebEFD]

Why hasn't Portishead done a Bond song yet?

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

"GUYS ITS SNOOP LION!!"

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

Do you think rappers get upset when we don't use whatever dumb gimmick name they decide to rebrand to?

[Caleb @CalebEFD]

I just realised Madame Web had the exact same finale as Highlander, but like, a mile south.