Sun King 🌞

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[soul khan, msw @soulkhan]

police are just fundamentally cowardly and violent so on top of murdering over a thousand people annually, they also murder thousands of harmless animals every year. this donkey was worth more to the world than every single cop on the job combined

[yaoi gagarin @vehiclefan53]

lowkey i think the dividing line between being a good driver and a bad one is can u read the body language of cars

[Mak @mak_aura]

I fucking love humans. Imagine the shit we’d come up with if we didn’t have to please shareholders.

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

"all of the sudden" "could of" i will kill you actually.

[big tobacco theorist @no_one__wins]

I got a girlfriend with a fat ass and it motivated me so much that in one month I got a job with a 65% pay increase

[Sun King 🌞 @CalebFDW]

@dogcantdrive understood

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

My 800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after I received another reckless driving charge in her new Porsche

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

“they should teach media literacy in schools” english class “they should teach students how to spot misinformation” it's english class “they should teach kids critical thinking” its called engish class

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[. @D_CH0SEN1]

Let that person be you

[Flawless Spec @FlawlessSpec]

Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Black Series Performance Studio Edition

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

Getting drunk on a Sunday so it doesn’t feel like tomorrow is Monday

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

They don’t even let you buy a jeep if you have an IQ above 90

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[love my ball @ijimaia]

When you have a friend

[elohel @whatthehe11y_]

wife kissing my shoulder at the club

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook