it’s a gay and wondrous life

A bot that posts quotes from the hit miniseries The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo every 2 hours. (created by @tyIerito)

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Sometimes... things that are expensive... are worse.

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So, the boys come up to my apartment and I'm wearing a robe. I am ONLY wearing a robe.

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Well, I love you. And I can't wait to see you.

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Everybody in the club suckin' dicks!

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Hey, Tatiana. You wanna go fuck in the bedroom?

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-Wait, are you holding his hand?

-Yeah...

-Why are you holding his hand while you're kissing me?!

-What's wrong with that?!

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It was incredible. Really. It was like this intoxicating, just like torrid love affair.

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But first, I will perform Selena's masterpiece… "If I Could Fall in Love."

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She's on the prowl, everybody, watch out!

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You wanna know what I fuckin' did today?

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He's so deeply straight and I'm so deeply in love with him.

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-I like to be forward.

-Me too.

-We should hook up sometime.

-We should.

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-Everybody in the club suckin' dicks!

-What's that?

-Some new lyrics I'm working on.

-It's great.

-Yeah, I'm a rapper now.

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This better be a good show... how soon can I drink?

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Maybe she wants you to be her boyfriend because everybody wants you to be their boyfriend.

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-And you love Billy, okay? Whether there was dick sucking or not dick sucking.

-There was dick sucking.

-Okay, there was dick sucking. We all agree that there was dick sucking. But you just wanted to explore that love.

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Will you marry me?

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So that is, um, Mike Wake. He's this bear that Caleb had a quick thing with while Benicio was in Vancouver.

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We're not having sex.

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I'm just hanging out with Billy.

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I'm a visual artist.