U Mad At Me

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

I would like to golf and hunt every single day

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This is still gold https://t.co/tLzbKvcVAe

[sarah @slothanova]

At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda

[U Mad At Me @CalebJTBrown]

@wyatt63boy Congrats bro!! 🤟 Where’d you end up buying?

[sami @simplyysamiyaa]

He dropped tf outta her w no hesitation 😂😂😂😂😂

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

This is how I’m gonna be as a dad

[Kevin Kleine @Twinkle_cheese]

For all you TikTok users 😳👀

[U Mad At Me @CalebJTBrown]

@wyatt63boy Damn son I thought you were getting a lab!!!

[U Mad At Me @CalebJTBrown]

@wyatt63boy Sheeeeeeeet💩💩 Send it and kill it, come up here if you want real powder 😉

[U Mad At Me @CalebJTBrown]

@wyatt63boy Where are you gonna be bro?!

[U Mad At Me @CalebJTBrown]

@AllyHeet Damnnnnnn like that! Happy thanksgiving fam!

[U Mad At Me @CalebJTBrown]

@AllyHeet That’s Too mainstream for me 😉

[U Mad At Me @CalebJTBrown]

💀💀💀

[Serious Mom Shit @Seriousmom_shit]

Me: can you take out the trash?

Husband: ya I will in a minute

* approximately 14 seconds later *

Me: looks like I’ll just take it out myself then

[tonyy @jaysontonyyy]

Her: U better not drink.

Him: only 1 drink I promise ...

5 shots later:

[Ally @AllyHeet]

“Do you bite your string cheese or do you peel it”
“I peel it why”
“Because if you bite it, it’s step 1 to being a sociopath”