Caleb

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. -Yogi Berra

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

While we are all thinking of Peanut tonight and his contribution to democracy, let’s not forget his slightly less cute brother, Fred. Thank you for your sacrifice.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Peanut the squirrel was dealt with more harshly than anybody on the Epstein client list.

Ahh... Justice.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

There is no reason for children to be masking at this point. Anywhere. Children are more likely to be killed by lightning than to die of covid, and adults have all had the opportunity to be vaccinated. We're done.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Chick-Fil-A Celebrates Pride Month By Serving Delicious Chicken Sandwiches To Everyone Just Like All The Other Months https://t.co/0yam5ako7i

[Stephen Curry @StephenCurry30]

.@Dame_Lillard that’s all I have to says

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Everything makes more sense when you accept the bitter truth that a lot of people are stupid.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

The easiest way to gain guaranteed attention in the modern West is to 'identify as' a different gender.

I did it for a mere 9 seconds and it completely changed my life. 😂

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

There is nobody on planet earth who can explain why some stadiums are full and some aren’t right now. Or why there is still curfew in some places and some not. End it. Back to normal now. Not tomorrow. Now

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

This obese teacher is berating a vaccinated kid for putting her life in danger. Do you think she talks like this to her Big Macs or ice cream? Or the treadmill she doesn’t use? Doubtful.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

For how long are we going to keep pretending that everybody is sick, masks are magical talismans (even when worn around chin), the government deeply cares about us, and that the covid virus can count, tell time, and only attacks in doorways? 🤣

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

"Women" is offensive and dehumanizing. Say "child factory" instead.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

On The Babylon Bee Podcast, a Stephen Hawking robot wants us to know exactly why our empathy-lacking satire isn’t funny.

Watch on Youtube ▶️ https://t.co/e4PahGr8eA

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

I predict Greta Thunberg will still be alive in 20 years talking about how we're all going to die if we don't act soon. And she'll be rich somehow.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

At this stage, I'd rather hang out with people who actually have Covid, than people who are deathly afraid of it. 😂

[Tyrus @PlanetTyrus]

@greggutfeld @foxnews tell it like it Is! No matter the cost ! #nuffsaid

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Call me old school, but I don't think it's appropriate to ask complete strangers about their medical history, nor to tell them what medicines to take, or not take.

Nobody used to do this.

Mind your business. Don't be a weirdo.

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

cLuMp oF CeLLs

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

“I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.” – G.K. Chesterson

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Remember the cop who trolled LeBron? He was suspended without pay, but 'Murica has donated more than $100k to his family and he wants to pay it forward https://t.co/flv2bDL7Ja