Caleb Jordan

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

Got on Twitter for the first time in a year and a half and offended @MattRide. My work here is done. See you in December '17.

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

@MattRide threw it out the window. It's now in your moms driveway.

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

@MattRide is this thing on? How do I Twitter

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

Go vote for Brett Gallaway! #gwrbbqpersonoftheyear http://t.co/RLHemx5CE2

[NOT A METH LAB @jenlaw_11]

And satan said "let all the opinions of strangers on social media have an absurdly large effect on you" and it was so

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

Twitter is a good place to exchange recipes or call a stranger a faggot.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If there's a better way to pick up gals than by swingin' a bag of cupcakes in the Sears parkin' lot, I ain't found it. Bitches love snacks.

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

"@MikeNapoli25: This is going to be a great 3 days. Can't wait to see the amazing fans of texas and compete against my buddies!!"

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

@MattRide do I even need to say it?

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

@MattRide just keep it between the ditches, shiny side up.

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

@MattRide @LatigoHill You think you've found true love until you catch the early flight home from San Diego.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I don't want to tell anyone how to live their life, but if you named your baby Bryanna you fucked up.

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

@LatigoHill @MattRide beiberhole69

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

@MattRide no worky until 8, still havent heard verdict on log

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

@MattRide Matty would you like some sausage?

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

@JennyJohnsonHi5

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

@taylorLmade when you don't answer I'm forced to talk to @LatigoHill ...what a beating

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

"@taylorLmade: This lady on The Soup eats her cats hair???? #whathefuck" answer your phone when I call you #whathefuck #punchinbitches

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

"@MattRide: My father is the best man I the world. A hero in every sense of the word." you just made me blush :)

[Caleb Jordan @CalebMJordan]

@RichOToole "The Fatty"