Caleb Farley

maker of things, honored to be the No Joke Podcast beatsmith

[Caleb Farley @CalebSamples]

I present this as an offering; may it please the Machine Spirit.

@NoJokePod @NoJokeHOF @voice_robot

@BillyScafuri @adamlustick

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@blumenfeld A front butt, if you will.

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@blumenfeld Easy does it.

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@blumenfeld Hot ones did wonders for big hot sauce. Solid take.

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@blumenfeld Bad taste.

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@blumenfeld That's a solid tweet, Shmuel.

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@blumenfeld Proud normal folk 🤚

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@blumenfeld I'm taking notes.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

steven crowder calling out sam seders comedy credentials is ironically the funniest thing he's ever done.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

goddamn crowder is such a coward.

[Caleb Farley @CalebSamples]

@scrowder you’re a piece of shit

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

@scrowder @h3h3productions steven coward.

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@BillyScafuri My feed is full of hot dads and I'm not mad about it? #yougohotdads

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Why would Rep Matt Gaetz go on national TV and volunteer a new derogatory allegation about himself that hadn’t appeared in the press articles?

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https://t.co/1CFfQEOpkb

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@8pencerHowe @KyleMeranto @SammyandCastiel I'll answer that one for the transphobe: no.

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@JakeHurwitz @joshruben @bMacdonald8 @Snowboardsocks @blumenfeld That's the mark of true brotherhood right there. If you ain't go your homies gas on lock, are you really homies? #ifiwereyou

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@vulfpeck https://t.co/OrjtNggVNe
I made a music video to one of your songs, I hope that's chill.

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@ghostofcason chocolate chip pizza or fuckin bust

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@brothershalcyon congrats on what will no-doubt be another successful product launch! Beard oil, mom's cookies, and now a quality key holder? You're killing it Hurwitz!

[Billy Scafuri @BillyScafuri]

Couldn’t remember the word barbershop and called it a hair restaurant.