Caleb Champeau

Avid indoorsman. Loud mouth. Dork.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is passed out in the Oval Office right now. 25TH AMENDMENT NOW!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

This mf is knocked the fuck out. 🤣 Someone put grandpa in a home please.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@mark_slapinski And I feel bad about that. I meant to say he is a sadistic, infantile ugly fuck.

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

@sapphirecyan333 Your Twitter content today is highly entertaining.

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

Fuck this guy so hard.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: The fan who ran onto the court during Game 1 of the NBA Finals has been arrested and banned for life from all NBA arenas.

A second individual involved in the incident will also receive a lifetime ban, per an NBA spokesperson.

(h/t @ByTimReynolds )

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

@ArifHasanNFL Watson’s health/availability is absolutely his biggest concern. He has yet to play a full season. But the Packers offense is so much more dynamic and explosive when he is on the field. Paying him this contract is an expensive gamble, but the potential payoff is worth it IMO.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Green Bay WR Christian Watson and the Packers reached agreement today on a four-year, $110.5 million contract extension that includes a $31 million signing bonus.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Can’t be repeated enough👇🏽

Just so insane

[CNN @CNN]

The Trump administration has announced it will dismantle a $368 million deep-ocean monitoring system that provides critical data on the world’s oceans. The decision is sparking alarm among experts that US is taking eyes off the oceans at a dangerous time. https://t.co/VcifYxiYcR

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

Another unnecessary “fuck you” to the people and the environment from this Admin.

[CNN @CNN]

The Trump administration has announced it will dismantle a $368 million deep-ocean monitoring system that provides critical data on the world’s oceans. The decision is sparking alarm among experts that US is taking eyes off the oceans at a dangerous time. https://t.co/VcifYxiYcR

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

@sapphirecyan333 I’ll happily take all the tall, tatted, baddies in boots

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

First ballot Hall of Fame sports asshole

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

I’ve never wanted to punch anyone more than that dude who just ran into the floor of the Finals game with his phone in his hand.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

They should execute him

[Vincent Goodwill @VinceGoodwill]

Some idiot ran into the floor during play with his phone in his hands. This generation of idiots

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

Like broken down cars on the lawn. Gotta appeal to that white trash base.

[ABC News @ABC]

President Trump is floating the possibility of keeping the UFC arena on the White House South Lawn — built for a series of fights on his birthday and Flag Day — permanently.

Read more: https://t.co/PdI3ZarEYr

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

@DomTheBomb Ciri is gonna be so fun

[Caleb Champeau @CalebShampoo]

@1GamewithDave1 Yes. Enhances the experience. I find I prefer the female voice actors over the male voice actors. And who doesn’t love spending time with badass women?