Moms For Libertines

A pile of dino nuggets shaped into a man

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

All I want for Christmas is $10,000 to buy a 1997 Nissan Elgrand. I promise it will cure my obesity I swear

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

https://t.co/VFd3ANJHkj

Gave me a good giggle

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

My favorite Command and Conquer villain. Damn this sucks

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

@GrahamSig Yeah I've done this voice at 3 different jobs and only 3 people ever caught the reference. Why do my bones ache?

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

@Liv_Agar My proctologist is in so much trouble next time I see him

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

The NFL should do house shows like WWE does. No cameras just football teams going full tilt and no refs to call flags on a play

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

Treasonous elements in my house have brought me low ( the Alfredo Zatarains is coming back from both ends ).

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

Look if it gets me out of a future speeding ticket then I'm just being prudent

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

Damn gonna have to show hole for the Precogs aren't I?

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

The new directive targeting "anti-Christian," "anti-American" and "anti-capitalist" speech as terrorism is being taken very seriously by top DC law firms — but Congress is silent.
https://t.co/l1Zzu7q2st

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

Man the local school district is just itching to get a First Amendment lawsuit. A+ effort

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

cant wait to log on to my favourite social media app I sure hope i dont see a video of a guy getting shot in the fucking face every 20 seconds

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

My job is great bc I get to see how someone's day went from bbq to OF charges in the span of a couple hours

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

Looks like the orcas have upped their game.

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

@jacobwhiteAR Man once they get that whole psychosis thing under control we really got a good Akinator runner up on our hands

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

When the aliens find our irradiated remains in 20,000 years they should know that not having the ability to self critique, or introspection of any kind, was definitely an evolutionary dead end. Like a reverse crab effect

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

If you don’t have anyone left in your life willing to keep you humble you can just get yes-man’d by ChatGPT until you develop the kind of psychosis that makes people try to call Harvard to tell them about a new physics theory that will change the world

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

There is no bigger canary in the coal mine than a realtor saying the house market is AMAZING RIGHT NOW BUY BUY BUY

Triple bonus points if it's a Facebook post with AI bald eagles attached

[Moms For Libertines @CalebU08]

@jacobwhiteAR @ZamboniToni I'm feeling attacked if you need me I'll be with my books in the study

[onion person @CantEverDie]

people wanna do the nazi salute publicly until it starts having social consequences