Caleb Ward

Shorter University graduate. Grad school student at New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary. Habitual 3rd party voter.

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@greg16676935420 A very realistic looking clown statue

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@JulieBorowski

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Gospel opportunity

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Woke is like this perverted form of the Christian religion in which everyone is a sinner but there is no possibility of forgiveness.

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So apparently ice is actually classified as a “rock”. This would mean that water is technically a “lava” as it is the heated and melted form of the “rock” that we call ice. Your body is made up of at least 60% water. That means that you are a lava monster. Have fun with that info

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@elonmusk So president @VerminSupreme then?

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@elonmusk

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@tdc_land_cattle @RebelScumHan As someone who studied both Greek and Hebrew extensively in college, no. No it’s not. It’s an archaic translation based off of an outdated critical edition of the New Testament. There is no REAL reason for anyone to continue to use it other than sheer stubbornness.

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@RebelScumHan So a lot of these end times pastors insist on their followers only using the KJV translation of the Bible which is practically unreadable to the everyday American in 2021. When your followers can’t read the Bible for themselves you can make it say anything you want.

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To whichever politicians lose tonight, it’s probably because you didn’t have enough ads.

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@ComicDaveSmith Clearly air?

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@neg_onemore @VerminSupreme I think you’re missing the point

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For the Georgia runoff, is it appropriate to write @VerminSupreme’s name on my absentee ballot with a red crayon? Asking for a friend.

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@hbk_2806 Icelandic death reggae

[Anthony Welti @1984BeFree]

2020, the year when every ounce of what Libertarians said would happen did.

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Trying to understand how the Democrats had proposed $2000 per check, the Republicans had proposed another $1200, and then somehow they met in the middle and decided on $600.

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@LikeTheMountain I think I already had it. So not at this point personally. It did a number on my grandfather though.

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@mickaell_watts Gotta be @LaceySturm but a new band @thegfmband is definitely starting to make a name for themselves.

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@JulieBorowski But fear is the path to the darkside and I wanna be the bad guy.

[Caleb Ward @CalebWard4]

I. Am. Sick. Of. Political. Ads. I hate living in Georgia sometimes.