Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness

I'm just here innit

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

5 years, 2 degrees, 1 graduation. And out✌🏾

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

@lebowinston_ The realest answer yet😭

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

Getting in isn't what should worry a person, getting out, however...

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

If I’m showing you my degree, why TF do you need to see my academic record?😭

Just know I got the degree, you don’t need to see how I got it.

Focussing on the wrong shit 😭

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

I swear everyone I know that's tutored 2nd year IAS has graduated cum laude🔥 I'll never stop being amazed at these achievements

[Makgomo_n @Simply_makgomo]

BSc Actuarial and financial mathematics (cum laude).
BSc Honours in Actuarial Science.
Qualified Actuary (Fellow of the Actuarial Society of South Africa).
🌸

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

KSI leaving the Sidemen was not on my bingo card for this year lol

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He didn’t win the beef, it was the most inconsequential thing he participated in

[Praise🎀 @Praiseinterests]

What's your unpopular opinion about Kendrick?

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

Hypaphonik, Fatso 98 and Chronical Deep all dropped today? What a time to be alive as a deep house fan😭🔥

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

The Boys S5 and Invincible S4🔥😭 Amazon is fighting for real

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

They just start giving you grief for not being married lol

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

🤣after a certain age , parents start being concerned about your love life

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

How do we still not have an @Sgvosa and @Artwork_Sounds collaborative album?😭🔥

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

@CityPowerJhb when are you going to fix the issues with the Observatory substation? We’ve had 3 power cuts since yesterday and you keep giving vague updates with no ETA on when we’ll get power. This is ridiculous and insane behaviour from you😡

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Don’t forget about this part as well

https://t.co/QZMtuHgfxw

[K A R A B O @KVRVBO_Official]

Looking backwards…

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

2 years later and we still don’t have the song. Where’s the song and when are we getting it? @KVRVBO_Official

[K A R A B O @KVRVBO_Official]

S O O N.

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

Doing this at 10 years old is insane🔥 I wonder how advanced his mental maths skills are now🙌🏾

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

Young Mathematics Genius and human calculator from South Africa 🇿🇦, Sibahle Zwane was covered by BBC Africa at the age of 10 in 2019.

The little guru is known for cracking numbers like code.

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

@JHBWater when are you going to fix the issues at Alexander Park Reservoir? Do you think that it’s fair for people to go more than two weeks without something as essential as water? This incompetency and lack of alternatives needs to end as soon as yesterday 😡

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

Adidas Stan Smiths. Wore them twice and packed it away. Those things are ridiculously uncomfortable lol

[TOTS DI BILLION @Vuittots]

Sneakers You Regret Buying?

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

Hypaphonik is too nice with it🔥

[Fundamental Theorem of Ostentatiousness @Caleb_Snd]

I wanted the closest thing to maths degree that wasn’t a maths degree

[mpilo @MpiloKhumalo_]

What's the lore behind the career you chose?