Caleb Harrison

[Caleb Harrison @Caleb__Harrison]

“She wasn’t fat but you were!” #momquotes

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

If God wanted us to be vegetarians he would've made kale more fun to shoot.

[Caleb Harrison @Caleb__Harrison]

You are such a pussy! #momquotes

[Caleb Harrison @Caleb__Harrison]

“Thats got more runs than a taco bell shitter”
#thingsihearatwork

[Caleb Harrison @Caleb__Harrison]

“Just because they did it wrong dosnt mean we cant do it worse”
#thingsihearatwork

[Caleb Harrison @Caleb__Harrison]

“Thats more random than head in high school”
#thingsihearatwork

[Caleb Harrison @Caleb__Harrison]

“Thats nuttier than squirrel shit”
#thingsihearatwork

[Caleb Harrison @Caleb__Harrison]

“When is white history month?”
#thingsihearatwork

[Caleb Harrison @Caleb__Harrison]

“ i feel dumber than a retard at a spelling bee”
#thingsihearatwork

[Caleb Harrison @Caleb__Harrison]

“Thats got more bumps than a hookers vagina”
#thingsihearatwork

[Caleb Harrison @Caleb__Harrison]

“ Thats rougher than a retard fuckin a porcupine!”
#whatihearatwork

[Caleb Harrison @Caleb__Harrison]

Stop you piece of shit #momquotes

[Caleb Harrison @Caleb__Harrison]

@KRecker4 this is you when i get a snack! https://t.co/8HioSxL0LT

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

Me: Look, I love you, but I ordered the exact amount of Jimmy John's I want to eat right now
You: But I only...
Me: The EXACT amount

[Tristan Dittmer @tditt24]

Quote of the day from seed corn already
"That's neater than a skeeters peter"
-Dale Recker😂😂😂😂

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

When your books expensive and you don't have a discount code

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

#FactsOnly

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

Merica.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

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