Caleb Branch

living in the moment.

[Caleb Branch @Caleb_branch]

I need better thoughts , I need better vibes

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Trump 48 hours not even in office👇🏼

1. Call with Putin to end Russia Ukraine war
2. Cease fire in Iran
3. Hamas calls for “immediate end to war”
4. China hopes for peaceful coexistence with America

Kamala Harris 4 years as VP👇🏼

1. ____________________

[Caleb Branch @Caleb_branch]

@elonmuskTN You can buy my company

[Caleb Branch @Caleb_branch]

@POTUS Yeah let’s imagine what 500 billion more dollars would do for Ukraine

[Caleb Branch @Caleb_branch]

Damn that’s crazy. It’s a LOAN it’s not going to be favorable to you. YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY IT BACK

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

how is that even possible??

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

how is that even possible??

[Caleb Branch @Caleb_branch]

@IanJaeger29 Eh only kinda

[Caleb Branch @Caleb_branch]

Yes

[Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29]

🚨BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy has called for the removal of 75% of all government bureaucrats, agencies not authorized by Congress to be shut down, term limits for all members of Congress and government issued Voter IDs for all 50 states.

Do you support this?

[Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29]

🚨BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy has called for the removal of 75% of all government bureaucrats, agencies not authorized by Congress to be shut down, term limits for all members of Congress and government issued Voter IDs for all 50 states.

Do you support this?

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

BREAKING: @TMobile has quietly updated their TOS to include fines for content they don’t agree with.

Beginning on January 1, 2024, they will be fining users who commit perceived violations on their bandwidth.

Who knew in America that the phone providers would now be policing the content of your text messages to fine you.

S.H.A.F.T. is an acronym that stands for Sex, Hate, Alcohol, Firearms, and Tobacco. It outlines the categories of text messages specifically regulated due to moral and legal issues and is monitored and enforced by the Cellular Telephone Industries Association (CTIA) and the mobile carriers.

Who gets to determine what is and isn’t “hateful”?

Will political text messages be censored now as well going into 2024?

This is what @comcast did to me in 2019/2020 when I ran for Congress. I warned people that it would happen to others when nobody did anything to stop this when it happened to me as a congressional candidate!

Nice TOS date change! Just in time for the GOP primary and 2024 presidential election!

Nothing to see here!

[Caleb Branch @Caleb_branch]

Feeling thankful for @elonmusk !

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

I’m tired of all this Disney nonsense.

Here’s my proposal, Bobby boy.

I would like to put in my offer to buy Disney for $420,000,000.

And here’s what I’m going to do…

I’m going to rebrand it to “Deeznuts” for one whole day, and play a 🤡🤡 show on the network.

After the day is done, I will shut down your woke organization forever.

Best,
Elon Musk (p)

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The average cat's reaction time is 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake's time of 44-70 ms

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: X users are cancelling their Disney+ subscriptions after Elon Musk told Disney CEO Bob Iger to “go f**k yourself” for blackmailing X.

Good. Stop giving money to people who hate you and hate free speech.

X users are fighting back and rallying behind Elon after he blasted advertisers for trying to blackmail him with money.

“Cancelled Disney and Paramount Plus” - @TheNickAmerica

“Cancelled Disney and signed up for X premium to help pay for free speech” - @andrews5647

“Just cancelled Disney plus subscription” - @drkevinleung

And many more… 🔥

[Caleb Branch @Caleb_branch]

lol doubt the parents will listen

[Matt Stepp @Matt_Stepp817]

Ennis ISD has sent this letter out throughout the district regarding the behavior of their fans at athletic events #txhsfb

[Paradoxe, The Great @Astronomikal1]

This the type of shit I want my taxes to pay for. Not funding genocide.

[Caleb Branch @Caleb_branch]

I wonder what he thought was gonna happen

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

TRUTH.

1. God is real.
2. There are two genders.
3. Human flourishing requires fossil fuels.
4. Reverse racism is racism.
5. An open border is no border.
6. Parents determine the education of their children.
7. The nuclear family is the greatest form of governance known to mankind.
8. Capitalism lifts people up from poverty.
9. There are three branches of the U.S. government, not four.
10. The U.S. Constitution is the strongest guarantor of freedoms in history.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The Pentagon: We’re unable to track $3.8 trillion dollars of military spending.

The U.S. Treasury: We’re unable to track $5 trillion dollars of pandemic spending.

The Navy: We’re unable to track where a $30 million F-35 fighter jet went.

The IRS: You owe us $3.37 pay it right now or you’re going to jail.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Would you like some tea?

[Caleb Branch @Caleb_branch]

Whoever “security” was sucked at their job