Caleb De Klerk

Welcome to my wall.

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

@TasoSots … is Shawshank Redemption

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

Sheesh

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

Unemployment rate

South Africa: 32%
Spain: 12.8%
Turkey: 9.7%
Brazil: 7.9%
Italy: 7.9%
France: 7.2%
Argentina: 7.1%
Indonesia: 5.8%
China: 5.6%
Germany: 5.5%
Canada: 5%
UK: 3.7%
Russia: 3.6%
US: 3.6%
Australia: 3.5%
Netherlands: 3.5%
Mexico: 3%
South Korea: 2.6%
Japan: 2.4%

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

@Taso_Sots Happy birthday duuuuude 🎉

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

@jason_marais93 Happy birthday duuuuude, have a sick day 🎉

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

Fat Bastard 😂

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

@Taso_Sots @ShitpostGate Check your bible. Cain actually killed Abel because his crust wasn’t bussin’ Genesis 11:35

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

@IAmTravisLeff He is also able to manipulate the crowd into ensuring a fully repaired, safe train home. Once a single lady has been acquired, no hiccups will be experienced on his journey to his humble abode.

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

@IAmTravisLeff The DJ is thus able to establish which female is single and also, more importantly, who is a chickenhead.

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

@diplexbug You’re a misleading headline

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

Don’t Look Down

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

Earth's inner core, a hot iron ball the size of Pluto, has stopped spinning in the same direction as the rest of the planet and might even be rotating the other way, research suggested on Monday.
https://t.co/i4O2gMj0ha

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

@jason_marais93 Thank you dude, to you too. I’ve been a shady lurker, Twitter is too political for me to post anything :’) don’t really like arguing

[travioli 🇿🇦 @IAmTravisLeff]

Trying not to tweet that it’s coming home…

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

Like this guys never seen a movie or something?? 😏 anyways there’s district 9 there

[Stephen Pimentel @StephenPiment]

UFO sightings are an Anglo-American phenomenon.

[Sir Alex FergHassan @FergHassan]

South Africa:

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Just saw a guy make a strained face while tearing a croissant in half. Men used to go to war

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

Have you ever seen Gone in 60 Seconds?

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

Matric ‘12

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

The AC Milan x Off-White partnership has finally landed, and it's absolutely levels 😮‍💨

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

This really sucks because I thought in South Africa I sucked at Valorant because my ping is high 😂 doesn’t matter because you need electricity…

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

@diplexbug @mikeykannemeyer @elchicouno You almost seem upset at?

[Caleb De Klerk @Calebdeklerk]

@diplexbug @mikeykannemeyer @elchicouno I liked it